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DISCLAIMER: When I used to send all this stuff via e-mail, I was able to filter the recipients based on the content. Obviously, I can't do that anymore. So click at your own risk. If you're offended by any of this, I'm sorry, but it's still funny. Remember there is a difference between tasteful and funny. A lot of this isn't exactly tasteful.
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7/24/2002 12:49:54 PM They have a club for everything now.
7/23/2002 09:42:26 PM I really hope this is a joke. Even I wouldn't set up any of my friends with this guy.
7/19/2002 09:25:49 PM Think you had a weird wedding day?
7/16/2002 09:08:19 PM This was pilfered from Bacon. It's pretty funny.

I Pledge (if I am emotionally so inclined, but otherwise make no commitment whatsoever) Allegiance (or if not, at least a passing interest in) to the Cloth Symbol (known by most but not necessarily myself as "The Flag") of the loosely associated group of governmental regulatory bodies known as The United States of America (which may also be referred to as a group of ethnically diversified persons living in the same place at the same time) and to the Republic (please refer to the aforementioned disclaimer regarding the USA) for which it stands, one nation (please refer to the aforementioned disclaimer regarding the USA), under (or maybe even over) an unspecified deity (or not if you so choose so as not to possibly offend any member of the ethnically diversified group herein assembled to recite or not to recite this statement of allegiance or interest depending on the mood of the moment) indivisible (or invisible or visible or whatever) with Liberty (because you have to have liberty even if there is no commitment or responsibility whatsoever) and Justice (whatever you may define that to be) for All (and by "all" we may mean just one lousy individual who wants to, with the help of his A.C.L.U. court appointed attorney, ruin everything for everybody else).

7/13/2002 08:31:39 PM Will 40 cups of coffee really kill you?
7/13/2002 08:28:02 PM This is a great license plate.
7/11/2002 08:28:23 PM Check out the reviews for the latest David Hassehoff album. I wonder if he was drunk when he made this.
6/25/2002 09:59:52 PM I don't know that this site is all that funny. It just had the best domain name ever.
6/11/2002 07:29:04 AM Do you like Girls Wearing Thick Minus Glasses or simply Myopic Woman? Ummm...I guess you can find anything on the internet.
5/20/2002 10:06:07 PM This has to be near the top of the list of things you don't want your friends to find in your medicine cabinet. It's Colon Blow.
5/14/2002 08:32:56 PM Sometimes it sucks to be a policeman.
5/14/2002 08:31:09 PM This wuote says it all - "You can pick your friends. You can even pick your nose. But you can't wipe a booger on a friend."
5/14/2002 08:28:45 PM Thid ought to make my American friends proud. Let's hear you now, "USA! USA! USA!
5/13/2002 08:44:59 PM Apparently, I'm the Swedish Chef. What a stupid quiz, my wife is the chef in the family.

Yuoo ere-a zee Svedeesh Cheff!
Yuoo ere-a a guud cuuk, thuoogh yuoo cun't speek Ingleesh fery vell. Bork Bork Bork!

5/10/2002 09:49:26 PM You know I'm all for raising money for a good cause, but what's wrong with having a bake sale? People in Toronto will do anything. Remind me not to shake hands with anyone from Toronto.
5/7/2002 12:58:00 PM If you need this site, should you really be allowed to smoke pot?
5/7/2002 12:43:49 PM This is too funny. Need something to hang on your walls? Check out velvet elvis art.com
5/6/2002 09:04:08 PM Ever wanted to bend a fork with your mind? Check out Fork You.com
5/6/2002 08:59:00 PM Shakespeare the way it was meant to be. It's Bikini Masterpiece Theatre.
5/4/2002 09:39:14 PM I have questions. One - Why is Toronto the nude scuba capital of the world? Two - When I think of all the things that are fun to do naked, scuba isn't one of them. Whose idea was this? **Warning - There is pornography here.
5/4/2002 09:35:52 PM This is a church I really like. My daughter and I could go together. It's The Church of SpongeBob Squarepants.
5/1/2002 09:36:01 PM I can't believe this was invented in Canada. I'm so ashamed. It's the Man Hood. I like the groovy tune too.
4/30/2002 12:58:23 PM It's the Mac I-Toilet. A little nerdy, but very funny.
4/29/2002 08:31:04 PM If (when) my wife reads this, I'm probably sleeping on the couch for a week, but some of these are hilarious. It's 50 things guys wish girls knew.
4/20/2002 10:12:46 PM Sometimes we forget why we have Homeowners Associations.
3/29/2002 08:32:37 PM It's the International Federation of Competitive Eating.
3/26/2002 07:36:01 PM Poor Stick Man.
3/26/2002 07:31:44 PM You know, people always say that I have too much time on my hands. Well at least I didn't count the contents of a box of cheerios.
3/26/2002 07:28:40 PM What is wrong with British people? It's Cheese Racing.
3/25/2002 08:53:48 PM There are some questions that shouldn't be asked. "Why Restore your foreskin?" is one of them.
3/25/2002 08:52:01 PM "It is believed the man, who is from the Lichfield area, is suffering from some kind of serious mental illness." No. You think? I thought that crazy, naked people, wrecking cemeteries was common.
3/25/2002 08:45:45 PM The Saint Giles School for Male Youth. This is a very funny spoof.
3/22/2002 03:55:06 PM It's Chess Beauties, and it's a little weird.
3/22/2002 03:52:37 PM This is pretty incredible. It's the towboat that wouldn't die.
3/14/2002 07:10:19 AM Pong: The Text-Based Game. What else needs to be said? Stolen from The Ultimate Insult.
3/7/2002 08:18:37 PM Uhhh...Swearbear?
3/7/2002 08:16:41 PM Tears clean off the roll -- gets the shit off your hole! It's Shit Be Gone.
3/5/2002 07:02:42 PM I like this. It's the hockey name generator. Notice that none of the real hockey names are American.
2/26/2002 11:28:26 AM McDonald's foods from around the world. I think I'll have the Love Burger. Stolen from The Ultimate Insult.
2/26/2002 07:37:38 AM Honest officer. I have a snake in my trousers.
2/25/2002 07:29:31 PM Anyone hungry?
2/25/2002 07:22:01 PM Great book from Amazon.com. Make sure you read the back cover.
2/22/2002 04:38:48 PM Treat yourself to the best! Nipplets.
2/22/2002 04:36:40 PM What every geek needs to get for his girlfriend/wife. It's the best blue screen ever.
2/21/2002 06:24:28 AM My name is Adrian Dvir and I am one of the contact people.

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Off On A Tangent
Ultimate Insult
Who Would Buy That?
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