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The Pig Expert |

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The three of us went to a rehabilitation center that was started by our
friend, Dorothy. Right now, 12 men who are recovering alcoholics live
out there. They maintain a garden and have many different kinds of
animals. The lot of them are inexperienced farmers. She told me about
2 months ago that they had several pigs that are pregnant. In my mind,
I had a picture of sows that we had on our farm—3 – 400 pounds. I
couldn’t believe it when she showed me 9 pigs that would barely be large
enough to go into our finishing shed, and told me they were pregnant.
These pigs were like teenagers playing around after school. They could
no sooner be give birth than I could. They could barely be 150 pounds.
Dorothy was astounded at the size of a neighbor’s sow. She said the sow
was as big as a tank. I said, “Right! That’s the size they should
be.
She reckons it is
because the people to whom they were paying $35/month to feed the pigs
this winter (Dorothy’s group paid for the feed), weren’t doing a good
job. I’m not sure if I understood her, but I think she said she read on
the internet that pigs should graze and eat only a small amount of
grain. I’m forever trying to get my students to understand that a lot
of the internet is full of nonsense.
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Manure
Dorothy is worried about
the manure—and I would be, too. Their nine pigs have already produced
enough to fill all their barrels. She has some in a barrel to which
they have added water. She’s letting it sit to ferment or to do
whatever it is that pig manure does. I warned her that there is going
to be more manure than she could imagine and that the neighbors will not
be thrilled. The lucky part is that there aren’t many neighbors. Right
across the path from their house, there is a field with nothing
planted. I told her that would be a perfect place for the manure. I
suggested that they get a tractor and wagon. There are up to 12
able-bodied men living at the center all the time, so they should have
no trouble finding manual laborers. She got the price estimate for a
2nd hand tractor at $5000; the men figured that a 2nd Niva would
probably be a better buy at $4000. We drive a Niva and they may be
right. Our car drives right through huge pot holes and up
mountains—it’s perfect for the Almaty landscape.
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Maxim often squats down to see chickens, geese, dogs,
horses, flowers, and bugs. In this picture, he is scrutinizing a snail
leaving a trail across the dirt.
Below, he is taking in the sweet, sweet smell of a healthy
dandelion. |
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They were also building a chicken coop and a farrowing house. They said
they planned to put 10 sows. The building is tiny. I told them it
didn’t look big enough for ten. I added that with 10 sows, they might
have as many as 70 pigs which are going to make more manure than they
have empty fields. I suggested that they find someone who will buy the
pigs right away so they don’t have to feed them and house them.
I guess that in a
predominately Muslim country in central Asia in the former Soviet Union
is one of the few places where I would be considered the pig “expert”.
Capitalism
The field across from
them is not unique in that nothing is planted. Under Communism, they
had huge cooperative farms that used all the land. The government
bought all the produce and nothing was left to chance. After the Soviet
Union fell, the land belonged to no one. No one had enough capital to
make begin again so a lot of the land remains unused year after year.
Nowadays, some people had gotten rich—either legally or illegally and
they are beginning to farm. So…the rich ones who have the money use the
money to make more money and get more wealthy. Welcome to capitalism.
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I
now feel like a real suburbanite. I never thought I would pay to have
someone mow my lawn. Last Saturday evening, I started mowing while Maura
was at school putting final touches on the yearbook. Maxim was outside
playing in the sand, riding in his car, or kicking a ball. After 15 minutes
or so, he came over to me. After I shut off the mower, he said, “Walk?” As
if that wasn’t enough, he added, “Pees.” One of the first times he has
said, “Please.”
I pay someone to mow in a
second if the alternative is playing with Maxim. Look at 'im.
Could you blame me?
$7.14 for two swaths over about .5 of an
acre – Dad was interested.
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