Here are some of my favorite sayings and quotes.
Great women comebacks:
-Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.
-Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
-Man: So, wanna go back to my place ?
Woman: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?
-Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.
-Man: So what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
-Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not Enter
-Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized !
-Man: I know how to 'please a woman'.
Woman: Then 'please' leave me alone.
-Man: I want to give myself to you.
Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
-Man: I can tell that you want me.
Woman: Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave.
-Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:
Woman: Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
-Man: Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?
Woman: Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
-Man: I'd go through anything for you.
Woman: Good! Let's start with your bank account.
-Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?
-Never frown for you never know when someone is falling in love with your smile.
-If every word I said could make you smile... I'd talk forever.
-A good-bye is only painful if you know you'll never say hello again.
-Dance as if nobody's watching. Love as if it's never gonna hurt.
-True love cannot be found where it does not exist...nor can it be hidden where it truly does.
-Falling in love is awfully simple, but falling out of love is simply awful.
-Your love is like a river, peaceful and deep. Your soul is like a secret that I never could keep. When I look into your eyes I know that it's true, God must have spent a little more time on you.
-It's hard to pretend that you love someone if you really don't. But it's harder to pretend that you don't love someone if you really do.
-No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving a mark on it forever.
-True love waits. If he is willing to wait for you or you are willing to wait for him, then it is meant to be.
-You never lose by loving, you lose by holding back.
-It is not enough to love those who are near and dear to us. We must also show them that we do so.
-I wanna stand with you on a mountain, I wanna bath with you in the sea, I wanna lay like this forever, until the sky falls down on me.
-I love my life because it gave you me. I love you because you are my life.
-"When you love someone, say it or else the moment will pass." My Best Friend's Wedding
-I'll sweep you off your feet, and make God regret he left an angel behind.
-You say it best, when you say nothing at all...
-You're the closest to heaven that I'll ever be and I don't want to go home right now.
-If I had a flower for every time I thought of you, I'de walk in my garden forever.
-Forever meant nothing to me, until I met you.
-You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you find your prince."
-Nothing breaks the silence like a kiss
...she could kiss the ground in the winter time and make a flower grow.
-Love is not about 'It's your fault', but 'I'm sorry', not 'Where are you?', but 'I'm right here', not 'How could you?', but 'I understand', not 'I wish you were...', but 'I'm thankful that you are'.
-Love is waking up to find the subject of your dream sleeping next to you.
-To love someone is nothing, to be loved by someone is something, to be loved by someone that you love is everything."
-Love is like standing on wet cement, the longer you stay the harder it is to leave, and after awhile you can't go without leaving your shoes.
-Know love, know happiness. No love, no happiness.
-To love is true when it comes from the heart, not from the mouth.
-The heart has its reasons that reason does not know at all.
-If you want it but you don't, and you can't understand it but you do, it must be love.
-Men marry women hoping they won't change. Women marry men hoping they will.
-Forgetting oneself is not a refinement of love. It is a first condition of love.
-I love you not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you. I love you not only for what you have made of yourself, but for what you are making of me. I love you for the part of me that you bring out.
-It is impossible to love and to be wise.
-It is a good thing that love is blind, else it would see too much.
-Love is like a roller coaster full of ups and downs and it controls you not the other way around.
-If you want it, you'll find a way. If not, you'll find an excuse.
-What holds you together is far greater than what can tear you apart.
-You may only be one person to the world, but you may also be the world to one person!
-Of all the pain, the greatest pain, it is to love, but in vain.
-All my life I was afraid that I would never find love..... and now that I've found it, I'm afraid that I will lose it.
-You can't blame gravity for falling in love.
-The rose speaks of love silently, in a language known only to the heart.
-Real love stories never have endings.
-You don't marry someone you can live with, you marry the person who you cannot live without.
-A castle without true love is like a poor shack, but a shabby hut with the truest love is grander than any castle.
-I always knew that looking back on my tears would make me laugh, but I never knew that looking back on my laughter would make me cry.
-If I am given a chance to change one thing in this world, I will change the order of alphabets and place U and I together.
-When in a dilemma...always prefer the one who loves you to the one whom you love.
-Immature love says: 'I love you because I need you.' Mature love says 'I need you because I love you.
-To love someone is nothing. To be loved by someone is something. To be loved by the one you love is everything.
-People don't care how much you know until they know how much you care.
-Never interrupt when you are being flattered.
-I dropped a tear in the ocean, when they find it, I will stop loving you.
-It is funny how you can see Someone every day but never really see them at all.
-A man is never worth your tears and the one who is, won't make you cry.
-The sound of a kiss is not so loud as a cannon, but its echo lasts a great deal longer.
-Love that we cannot have is the one that lasts the longest, hurts the deepest, and feels the strongest.
-Love is not something that happens on first sight, it happens when you start knowing each other and in turn end up needing each other, for every feeling, for every thought and for every moment.
-You are the moon and I am the earth. You maybe far away but i love in moonlight.
-You may not be perfect, but you're perfect for me.
-When a young man complains that a young woman has no heart, it is a pretty sure sign that she has his.
-When I saw you I fell in love, and you smiled because you knew.
-Look into my eyes and hear what I'm not saying, for my eyes speak louder than my voice ever will.
-I always knew I would look back on my tears and laugh but I never knew I would look back at my laughter and cry.
-You know you're in love when at those times you're apart, you find yourself gazing at the sky in the direction he lives and feeling some peace in knowing that you live
under the same sky.
-You may not have heard me speak to you that I love you, but the way that I look into your eyes, the way I smile when you pass by, and the way that my heart feels when you are near... all speaks of what best describes the love that I feel.
-What would it be like to swing on a star, or walk on a cloud? Would it be anything like what I feel whenever you are near?
-If you could only see the way he loves me, maybe you would understand why I feel this way.
-Promise me you'll never forget me, because if I thought you would, I'd never leave.
-Even when I pour my heart out to you, I'm not sure it shows, that I love you more than you'll ever know.
-Watching you walk out of my life doesn't make me bitter or cynical about love, but it rather makes me wonder; if I so much wanted to be with the wrong one, how wonderful it will be when the right one comes along.
-What I see in him is everything I want in another person and everything that I'm afraid to lose in a friend.
-I cry because I know he doesn't feel the way I do. I cry because I think of how pathetic I am. And I cry because I think I'll be crying forever.
-He told me once, 'You know you're in love if you can see your reflection in his eyes.' Mine was there...so was his.
-Unremembered and afar I watched you as I watched a star, through darkness struggling into view, and loved you better than you knew.
-If I never met you, I wouldn't like you. If I didn't like you I wouldn't love you. If I didn't love you I wouldn't miss you, but I did, I do and I will.
-You say you'll give me a highway with no one on it, a treasure just to look upon it, all the riches of the night. You say you'll give me eyes in a moment of blindness, a river in a time of dryness, a harbor in the tempest... But all I want is you.
-I wonder if she makes him smile the way he used to smile at me? I hope she doesn't make him laugh, because his laugh belongs to me.
-In time, there is nothing wrong with completely and utterly falling for someone extra-ordinary. As long as that extraordinary someone is there to catch you when you
do.
-I just today remembered how your hand fits the curve of my waist and how your smile fits the curve of my mind.
-Just because someone doesn't love you in the way you want them to, Doesn't mean that they don't love you with all they've got.
-Was she so loved because her eyes were beautiful or were her eyes so beautiful because she was loved?
-Perhaps the best thing in life is being able to choose the ones you love, perhaps the worst thing in life is not being able to choose the ones who love you back.
-I close my eyes and thank god we're together because i want to stay in this moment with you forever.
-I can tell we were meant to be together because of the way you know just what I'm thinking and the right way to make me feel better when I have had a bad day.....
-If you want something said ask a man, if you want something done ask a woman.
-Love is like a butterfly...it goes wherever it pleases and pleases wherever it goes...
-A bad start, makes for a good ending.
-Don't over look anyone, true love can be found in the most unexpected places.
-If it's wrong to love you, then my heart just wont let me be right.
-I never knew, I do need you so much...but then I never knew, I do love you so much...
-I'm afraid because... because you're the single most important person in my life, and I never ever want to let you go. I'm falling hopelessly in love with you.
-I just want you to know that we'll never be appart, because you're always in my dreams and forever in my heart.
-Love all
Hate none
Trust some
But follow only one
-Love will make you speak the things, you can not speak.
Love will make you dream the dreams, you can not dream about
Love will make you think the thoughts, you can not think about
Yes, Love and only Love will make you live your life that way you want to.
-Precious things are very few in this world. That is the reason there is just one you.
-Love is something you don't realize you have until you lose it
-You don't know how much someone means to you until they're gone...and you realize they have your heart...
-The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.
-Love knows not its depth until the hour of separation.
-It was never love that broke her heart it was losing that love that tore her apart.
-The love that we cannot have, lasts the longest, hurts the deepest, and feels the strongest.
-A life with love will have some thorns... but a life without love will have no roses...
-I've learned that you are in love when the one person who can make you sooo happy, can make you soooo mad.
-If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door.
-Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
-When you make your mark in the world, watch for guys out with erasers.
-To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.
-The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary.
-Half the world is composed of idiots, the other half of people clever enough to take indecent advantage of them.
-Caution: Cape does not enable to user to fly. -- Warning found on a Batman costume
-It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
-No one can drive us crazy unless we give them the keys.
-People forget how fast you did a job -- but they remember how well you did it.
-People say New Yorkers can't get along. Not true. I saw two New Yorkers, complete strangers,sharing a cab. One guy took the tires and the radio, the other guy took the engine. -- David Letterman
-Speak the truth, but leave immediately after.
-Build your reputation by helping other people build theirs.
-There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.
-We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.
-A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic.
-What would you attempt to do if you knew you would not fail?
-Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth.
-Those who bring sunshine to the lives of others cannot keep it from themselves.
-You know the great thing about TV? If something important happens anywhere at all in the world, no matter what time of the day or night, you can always change the channel.
-You're never as good as everyone tells you when you win, and you're never as bad as they say when you lose.
-Just because everything is different doesn't mean anything has changed.
-He who walks in another's tracks leaves no footprints.
-A celebrity is a person who works hard his whole life to become well-known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
-What the large print giveth, the fine print taketh away.
-Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face.
-We are here on earth to do good to others. What the others are here for I don't know.
-"Hello," he lied. -- Don Carpenter quoting a Hollywood agent
-Always do what you are afraid to do.
-The idea is to die young as late as possible.
-People sleep, and when they die, they awake.
-If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
-Hold fast to dreams for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly.
-Everybody loves an accent. It you've been unlucky in love, consider pulling up stakes and moving to another country. Then you'll be the one with a neat foreign accent.
-Speak when you are angry, and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.
-One of the most adventurous things left us is to go to bed. For no one can lay a hand on our dreams.
-Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defences, you build this whole suit of armour, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life...You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. They do something dumb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and then your life isn't your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should just befriends' or 'how very perceptive' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It's a soul-hurt, a body-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-out-you-apart pain. I hate love.
-There is always room at the top.
-Never cut what you can untie.
-Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.
-Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of '97....Wear Sunscreen. If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The long-term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists, whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience. I will dispense this advice now. Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth. Oh, never mind. You will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they have faded. But trust me, in 20 years, you'll look back at photos of yourself and recall in a way you can't grasp now how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really looked. You are not as fat as you imagine. Don't worry about the future. Or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubble-gum. The real troubles of your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind, the kind that blindside you at 4pm on a Tuesday. Do one thing every day that scares you. Sing. Don't be reckless with other people's hearts. Don't put up with people who are reckless with yours. Floss. Don't waste time on jealousy. Sometimes you are ahead, sometimes you're behind. The race is long and, in the end, it's only with yourself. Remember compliments you receive. Forget the insults. If you succeed in doing this, tell me how. Keep your old love letters. Throw away your old bank statements. Stretch. Don't feel guilty if you don't know what you want to do with your life. The most interesting people I know didn't know at 22 what they wanted to do with their lives. Some of the most interesting 40-year-olds I know still don't. Get plenty of calcium. Be kind to your knees. You'll miss them when they're gone. Maybe you'll marry, maybe you won't. Maybe you'll have children, maybe you won't. Maybe you'll divorce at 40, maybe you'll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary. Whatever you do, don't congratulate yourself too much, or berate yourself either. Your choices are half chance. So are everybody else's. Enjoy your body. Use it every way you can. Don't be afraid of it or of what other people think of it. It's the greatest instrument you'll ever own. Dance, even if you have nowhere to do it but your living room. Read the directions, even if you don't follow them. Do not read beauty magazines. They will only make you feel ugly. Get to know your parents. You never know when they'll be gone for good. Be nice to your siblings. They're the best link to your past and the most likely to stick with you in the future. Understand that friends come and go, but with precious few you should hold on. Work hard to bridge gaps in geography and lifestyle, because the older you get, the more you need the people who knew you when you were young. Live in New York city once, but leave before it makes you hard. Live in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft. Travel. Accept certain inalienable truths: Prices will rise. Politicians will philander. You, too, will get old. And when you do, you'll fantasise that when you were young, prices were reasonable, politicians were noble and children respected their elders. Respect your elders. Don't expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund. Maybe you'll have a wealthy spouse. But you never know when either one might run out. Don't mess too much with your hair or by the time you're 40 it will look 85. Be careful whose advice you buy, but be patient with those who supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia. Dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than it's worth. But trust me on the sunscreen....
-If you've broken the eggs, you should make the omelette.
-Never measure the height of a mountain until you reach the top. Then you will see how low it was.
-A boy becomes an adult three years before his parents think he does, and about two years after he thinks he does.
-A closed mouth catches no flies.
-When I was a child, my mother said to me, 'If you become a soldier, you'll be a general. If you become a monk you'll end up as the pope. 'Instead I became a painter and wound up as Picasso. -- Pablo Picasso (1881-1973), Spanish artist, one of most influential of the 20th century
-America is a large friendly dog in a small room. Every time it wags its tail it knocks over a chair.
-Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimetre bullet.
-No man is so perfect, so necessary to his friends, as to give them no cause to miss him less.
-Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
-You cannot hold back a good laugh any more than you can the tide. Both are forces of nature.
-Worry a little every day and in a lifetime you will lose a couple of years. If something is wrong, fix it if you can. But train yourself not to worry. Worry never fixes anything.
-Don't take the wrong side of an argument just because your opponent has taken the right side.
-If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
-Never eat more than you can lift. -- Miss Piggy
-The more sand that has escaped from the hourglass of our life, the clearer we should see through it.
-He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, And he who has one enemy will meet him everywhere.
-To be upset over what you don't have is to waste what you do have.
-The Lord's Prayer is 66 words, the Gettysburg Address is 286 words, and there are 1,322 words in the Declaration of Independence. Yet, government regulations on the sale of cabbage total 26,911 words.
-The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it.
-I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the centre.
-Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
-If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gives it to.
-I'm the one who has to die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life the way I want to. -- Jimi Hendrix
-You know how I'm smart? I got people around me who know more than I do.
-If we do not hang together, we will all hang separately.
-You better enjoy livin� baby, cause dying is a pain in the ass.
-Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's just too much fraternising with the enemy.
-I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.
-The quality of a leader is reflected in the standards they set for themselves.
-Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something.
-The great thing about getting older is that you don't lose all the other ages you've been.
-Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.
-A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
-Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age.
-If I had eight hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend six sharpening my axe.
-It takes less time to do things right than to explain why you did it wrong.
-Leadership has a harder job to do than just choose sides. It must bring sides together.
-When I hear somebody sigh, Life is hard, I am always tempted to ask, Compared to what?
-Flatter me, and I may not believe you. Criticize me, and I may not like you. Ignore me, and I may not forgive you. Encourage me, and I will not forget you.
-The first principle is that you must not fool yourself -- and you are the easiest person to fool.
-Young men think old men are fools; but old men know young men are fools.
-I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult the calendar.
-Both tears and sweat are salty, but they render a different result. Tears will get you sympathy; sweat will get you change.
-The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
-If you think you're too small to have an impact, try going to bed with a mosquito in the room.
-The price of being the best is having to be the best.
-If you keep on doing what you've always done, you'll keep on getting what you've always got.
-You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you.
-Nothing is built on stone; all is built on sand, but we must build as if the sand were stone.
-Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.
-Truth disappears with the telling of it.
-Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom.