Seeing as my cat Popeye is so cute, I thought I'd give him his own little page. He hasn't been very enthusiastic about it so far but I'm sure he'll start contributing more to it some time soon.
Name: Popeye
Age: 11
Favourite colours: black and white, I'm a freaking cat you moron.
Likes: sleeping, eating, staring at nothing in particular, lying in the sun, the writings of Nitchzier and Kafka.
Dislikes: Being woken up, idiots making stupid "aahh" noises at me because I'm 'cute', that little yellow fucker Tweetie.
Favourite saying: "It is better to die a broken piece of jade than live a life of clay." - Bruce Lee
More stuff soon!