MUSHAYARALAB
POETRYLAB
MAVERICKS HOME
SILHOUETTES 2002
AJIT: "Shut up Raabert, main sub jhanta hoon. Magar I wanted to get it straight out of the horse's mouth. Ha ha haa. Yeh dekho 'dishooom' 'disshhooom' --- bechara Billoo mar gaya.
Raabert, Yeh hai the actual horse's 'mauth'."
AJIT: Robert iss kuttay ko microprocessor may daal do !
Bit by bit mur jaaya gaa saala!
AJIT: Robert iss harami ko liquid oxygen may daal do !
Liquid issay jeenay nahi day gaa, oxygen issay marnay nahi day gaa!
AJIT: Robert, Dayna (Diana) ko thoda khatta khila do, yeh dayna se daynasour bhi ho jayegi, phir extinct bhi...
AJIT: Robert, isey thodi shampane pila do, paheley shame sey, phir pane sey mar jayegaa...
AJIT: "Robert, Harshad Mehta the Bull ka stool test karaao"
ROBERT:"Kyon boss?"
AJIT: "Pata to chale akhir ye Bullshit kya hota hai"
AJIT: Maikal, ise liquid helium mein daal ke 440 V pass kar do. Phir yeh superconductor ban jaayega, aur zindagi bhar ticket kaat-ta reh jaayega.
Maikal: Baaas, yeh aadmi to kuch bol hi nahin raha hai. Kya karen ?
Ajit: Ise revaalving chair mein daal do. Pata chal jaayega chakkar kya hai.
(Scene - Robert gets a sidey to Ajit.)
Robert: Boss, humne sidey ko pakad liya
Ajit: Ise maar ke pulees station ke saamne rakh do.
Aur iske badan par ek sui chubha do.
Robert: Par sui kyon, baass!
Ajit: Bewakoof! Pulees yeh samjhegi ki sui-cide hua hai!
Robert: Boss, mere teen bacche hue. Unko kya naam doon?
Ajit: Ek ka naam rakhna Peter, doosre ka Maikal, aur teesre ka Cha Ling Chu.
Robert: Par Cha Ling Chu kyoon?
Ajit: Bewakoof, duniya ka har teesra bacchaa Chinese hota hai!
Scene - Ajit thoroughly disgusted with Mona daaa..arrling's typing.)
Ajit: Raaberrt, Mona ke dono hathon ko kaat do.
Robert: Magar kyoon baas ?
Ajit: Typing to nahi atee, kamsekam shaarthand to seekh legi.
Scene: Ajeet is escaping with his men in a helicopter...
Ajit: Kuch hee der mein hamara helicopter hindustan ki sarhadon ke pare door birmingham mein hoga. Wahaan tumhe ek kaale rang ki sioorlett (cheverlett) nazar aayegi. Wo tumhe signal degee...on..off..on..off
Robert : Boss..hamara signal kya hoga ?
Ajit : bewkoof...off..on..off..on...
Scene: Raabert and Ajit go for shikar...Raabert spots a peacock...
Raabert: Boss....more.. more...
Ajit picks up the peacock, shoots it and says...
Ajit : NO MORE !!
Ajit: Robert, Test Match mein kyaa ho raha hai ?
Robert: Boss, Vivian Richards chhakke pe chhakke maar raha hai.
Ajit: Saaleh ko sabak sikhana padega. Lunch break mein usse phone milana.
Robert: Yes Boss.
Ajit: (on phone, to Richards): Veeveeyun Reechards, tumhari Maa hamare kabze mein hai .......
Ajit: "Robert, Isss Haramzaade ko social security pe daal do.
Saale ko Society jeene nahin degi aur security marne nahin degi
(Scene - Robert and Ajit are in a boat. The boat suddenly springs
a hole and water starts coming inside. Robert is perplexed !)
Robert: Boss ab kya hoga ??
Ajit: Robert Ek aur hole bana do, aur ek hole me IN aur doosre me OUT likh do. Ek hole se paani ander aayega aur doosre se bahar chala jayega !!