21) Who do you suppose was the first person to look at a chicken and say "I'm
gonna eat the next thing that comes out that chickens ass.."
22) Why do they call it a building if its already built?
23) Do blind people have dreams? if they do, do they know what they are seeing?
24) If god is so powerful that he can do anything, can he make a rock so big that even he cant lift it?
25) What is a male ladybug called?
26) Why is abbreviation such a long word ?
27) If quitters never win and winners never quit. what smart guy came up with the saying "Quit while you are ahead"?
28) What color does a smurf turn when you choke it?
29) Why do teachers need answer books?
30)Why do people yell heads up when something is flying towards your
head....do they want you to get hit in the face?