11) If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

12) If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

13) When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

14) When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?

15) Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

16) Is James Bond a lady's man or just a slut?

17) Why is there gays when god created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve!

18) If you expect the unexpected, wouldn't the unexpected be expected?

19) IF driving and drinking is against the law, why do all the bars have parking lots?

20) Why is it called a MISSile if it was made to hit things?

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