2.) learned? why, i learned that one can never truely know all there is to know. yessire, life is a precious gift, indeed. why, just the other day, i was saying ...
3.) life really is like a box of chocolates.
4.) the six degrees of kevin bacon.
5.) my abc's. it took me awhile, but i finally did it, and boy, am i one proud mo fo.
6.) mr. turtle ain't ever really made it without biting. and mr. owl is off his rocker.
7.) the typical stuff you'd expect to learn in a year. a little about yourself, the people around you, and a few more facts about the earth - all thanks to television.
8.) peter told me barry's been talkin' smack.
9.) i don't get half these jokes. and where am i, again?
10.) the hills are alive with the sound of music. (that's a given. i really hope you recognize that one.)
11.) persons denying the existance of robots may be robots themselves.
(okay, here's some help:
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/95/95foldglory.phtml)
12.) if you build it, they will come. unless you're blockparty.
13.) that i hate polls and surveys, and that i'm leaving.
14.) if you wish to live longer, you must worship turtles.
15.) if you have to ask, you'll never know.
