| Part Four: The Twist Sakuya: That Sasami! She almost caught us! Well, at least she�s just a stupid maid; she won�t tell on us, she knows her place! Tenchi: I wouldn�t be so sure... she may be smarter than we think. ............................................................................................................................ (Sasami is in another room. She dials 911 on a phone) Sasami: (whispering) Polisu! Polisu! (pauses) Hai, I can speak English! I would like to report an attempted murder... ...................................................................................................................................................... (Ryoko is sleeping in her hospital room. She gets up.) Ryoko: Where am I? (looks around) Well, hello everyone, you�re such a beautiful audience, and because of that, I�m going to this special song just for you! (breaks out singing �I Will Always Love You�) (Tenchi enters) Tenchi: (shaking her) You are not Whitney Houston! Ryoko: (changing �character�) WHERE�S MY BABY?!? Tenchi: You don�t have a baby. Ryoko: Of course I do! GIVE ME MY BABY!! (Tenchi snaps his fingers, and Ryoko drops her head in hypnotic sleep) Ryoko: (in zombielike voice)Yeeeees Maaaaaaasteeerrrrrr.... Tenchi: Oh wow, it worked! Um, you are um, uh, just go to bed! (Ryoko obeys) ...................................................................................................................................................... (Sakuya enters Ayeka�s room, and starts adjusting her life support systems. Sasami peeks in, disappears for a moment, then comes back with Mihoshi and Kiyone dressed as nurses) Mihoshi: Are you the Doctor? Sakuya: What?? Oh, Nurse... uh... Mihoshi: Mihoshi! (Flashes a victory sign. Kiyone nudges her to stop.) Kiyone: And Kiyone. What are you doing? Sakuya: Nothing, just checking up on her condition. Mihoshi: I thought that�s what the machines are for... Sakuya: Well, yes, but... Kiyone: But what Ma�am? (Gives her a suspicious look) Sakuya: Sasami, could you leave? Sasami: Hai, Sakuya-sama... Kiyone: No, Sasami, please stay. Sakuya: (annoyed) Why should she stay? Kiyone: Sakuya, you are under arrest for Attempted Murder! (Puts handcuffs on Sakuya's wrists) Mihoshi: Hey! Wait a minute, Kiyone! I thought I was going to arrest the criminal this time! I had the handcuffs ready and everything!! Kiyone: If I had let you arrest her, you would've somehow screwed it up just like you always do! Mihoshi: What's that supposed to mean?! (Tenchi enters with Ryoko) Tenchi: What�s going on? Kiyone: Sakuya is our prime suspect in this case. I�m arresting her. Mihoshi: Well, I was supposed to, but-- Tenchi: WHAT CASE? Who do you two think you are anyway, some kind of detectives? Kiyone: Actually, we are. (She and Mihoshi show them their ID badges) Kiyone and Mihoshi: Undercover Detectives Kiyone and Mihoshi, at your service!! Sakuya: How long will this be? Mihoshi: (scratching her head) Um, actually, we aren�t sure yet. Sakuya: I�m going to take Sasami with me then! Sasami: Gomen nasai, Sakuya-sama, I cannot. Sakuya: Why? Kiyone: She hasn�t committed any crime. Tenchi: Oh, yeah. That�s true. (Ayeka wakes up and gets out of bed) Ayeka: What happened? Where am I? Tenchi: (disappointed) Oh. Ayeka, you�re awake. Kiyone: Sakuya, you have the right to remain silent. Anything you do or say can be used against you in court. (leaves with Mihoshi and Sakuya) Tenchi: Sakuya! Ayeka: (shocked) Tenchi! Tenchi: Oh yes, you. Sasami: Don�t you care about your fiancee? Tenchi: W-Well...uh..... Ayeka: Could someone just tell me what�s going on? Tenchi: Sakuya got arrested for attempted murder. Ayeka: Of who? Tenchi: You really are a baka, aren�t you? She was going to kill you and Ryoko, that�s who! I should be the one arrested, not Sakuya. She�s innocent. Sasami: No she�s not! You are both guilty, I saw everything! I�m the one who called that detective to come arrest Sakuya. Tenchi: Well, then why did she only arrest Sakuya? Sasami: I�ve always hated Sakuya. This was the perfect revenge. Besides, I know you really wanted to marry Sakuya. I�ve seen you two together. That�s why you wanted to kill Ayeka. I decided to keep you separated for the rest of your miserable lives! Ayeka: I don�t understand... Tenchi: Don�t you get it? I DON�T LOVE YOU ANYMORE! But I can�t kill you now. There�s no point to that. (he picks up an empty syringe) Ryoko: Where�s my baby? Tenchi: SHUT UP! And now, the true love of my life is arrested. So since we can�t all be killed... (He is about to inject the air filled needle into his veins, when they hear a woman's voice from above) Voice: There! It's all fixed. I'd better bring them back now. Another Voice: Meow! (Tenchi, Ayeka, Ryoko, Sasami, Kiyone, Mihoshi, and Sakuya are sucked back into the energy cyclone, and arrive back in Washu's lab, back to their original selves.) Sakuya: W-What just happened? Mihoshi: I don't know, but all of a sudden I've got this strange urge to watch a detective movie. Ayeka: Not right now, I'm missing my soap operas!! Ryoko: For some reason, I think we've had more than enough soap operas for today... Washu: Boy, it's a good thing I got you guys back when I did. Tenchi almost committed suicide! Tenchi: I did?!?!? Ryo-ohki: (sweat dropping) Meoooww... **The End** |