There were 4 Nepalese guys in Kathmandu. They decided to start a business. They had a lot of discussions on the type of business and finally decided to start a hotel. They selected the best of locations and cooks and built the hotel. The hotel was inaugurated and was awaiting its first customer. The guys waited and waited but nobdy turned up. The story was the same the next day. A week passed but nobody turned up.

WHY? -Because there was a sign at the entrance "Visitors not allowed."

After the failure of their hotel they decided to start an auto garage. They bought the best of car servicing equipment and soon started the garage. The 4 waited that day for the first car to arrive but no car entered their garage.

WHY ? -B'cos their garage was on the first floor.

After this failure they decided to fall back on the good old taxi driving. They bought a new Premier Padmini running on CNG and began to look for passengers. They drew past Maharajgunj but nobody hailed their taxi. They went to Rani Pokhari yet nobody hailed their taxi. They drove to Balaji Terminus, even there nobody hailed their taxi. In desperation they kept on driving all around Kathmandu but alas no one hailed their taxi.

WHY? -B'cos all the four were sitting in the taxi.

All the 4 guys were very disgusted with their Naseeb and decided to push their taxi into Trishuli river. They started pushing their taxi. They pushed the whole day and were very exhausted but the taxi did not move even an inch. They decided to rest for the night and start the next day. The next day the story repeated itself. The taxi just wouldn't move. They pushed for a whole week but the taxi wouldn't budge.

WHY? -B'cos two guys were pushing from front and two from behind.