Would you rather...
Have $1,000,000 deposited into your bank account, but only if you
sang "1,000,000 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" through to
the end?

OR
Have $1,000,000 deposited into your bank account, but only if you
watch the movie "Edward Penishands" and analytically
compare it to the movie "Edward Scissorhands" in a 1000
page paper?
