Craik School

Ever said something which you didn't really intend to be funny, but everyone laughed anyways? Ever met someone who could not keep their foot out of their mouth? Ever wish you had written all of that kind of stuff down? Well, throughout my Grade 12 year at Craik High, I did write that stuff down. I had a page in the back of every binder for stuff stupid people Uhmm, waitasec. stupid stuff people said. The chemistry binder's pages almost needed their own book! Anyway, after a long hiatus, here they are, finally posted to bring a smile and perhaps a memory from back in the day.

Craik School: 1999-2000

Grade 10 had some gooders, stuff that even made an appearance on Graduation Night...

• "Birds are mammals!!" - Alyssa E.
• "Oh! It's a ... 90-90-90 triangle!" - Alyssa E.
• "What the heck country is this? Nigger-ria?" - Chris N.

This was the year I started recording stuff.

• "Hydrogen is a slut!" - Rae S.
• "We won't get to that stuff on dipoles..." Mrs. M
  "Dipple-dipple?" - Rae
  "It's dipole."
  "Can I call it dipple-dipple?"
• "Triagonal?" - Alyssa E.
• "... super-saturated..." - Mrs. M
  "Mmm. McDonald's fries. Greasy." - Alyssa E.
• "Do you have a question, or are you just scratching your head?" - Mrs. M
  "Jang-a-lang!" - Danielle W.
• "You remember my cat? Big, fat, lazy? Well, it found the catnip. Not lazy anymore!" - Mrs. M
  "Kitty pot!" - Danielle W.
• "Am I ever gonna have to draw the steppers?" - Bert W.
• "Bring your periodic table and ..." Mrs. M
  "Visa! It's all you need." Rae S.
• "You have to stop showing your underwear to teachers." Jesse W.
• "You can't bring someone back to life if you move them to Florida!" - Danielle W.
• "Cow tipping? Is that when you push a cow over with your car?" Alyssa E.
• "If they're unconscious, it's implied consent." - Matt O.
• "So light's a chemical now?" - Gerrard B.
• "How come everyone hits me?" - Gerrard B.
• "Amanda, are you gonna be okay?"
  "I should've stayed home." - Amanda H.
  "Did you get that big chem assignment done?"
  "Oh, I should have stayed home."
  "Just a quick reminder, your math quiz will be on Wednesday." - Mrs. M.
  (Head on desk now) "I should've stayed home!"
• "Amanda is dead?" - Marco G.
  "Yeah, I know. And this light is broken, it's dark in here." - Mrs. W.
  "What? This is good pasta and we get rain today?" - Marco G.
• "Remember when we had seven classes in a day?" - Matt O.
  "Yeah, and remember when there were seven periods in a day?" - Alyssa E.
• "We're not 15 minutes late?" - Gerrard B.
  (In unison throughout) "Nope ... 10 ... 11.. 12!" - Danielle W. and Amanda H.
  "Great minds think alike! And in unison!" - Danielle W.
• "Why are protons heavier than electrons?" - Rae S.
  "Protons eat more." - Alyssa E.
• "I'm not stupid, I just have that disease!" - Danielle W.
  "Syphillis?" - Brett W.
  "Yeah! No! What's it called? Attention decessifis discorder!" - Danielle W.
• "There's a lot of radioactivity in nature..." - Mrs. M.
  "Does that mean you're gonna go sterile?" - Curt O.
• "Through selective breeding, undesirable traits are 'bred out' ... " - Mrs. McJ
  "Where's Amanda?" - Jocelyn P.
• "I died." Jocelyn P.
• "We're storing our fat for winter." - Curt O.
  "Looking at you, you're not gonna make it." - Mr. O.
• "If you give me one country in the Carribean, I can give you the other." - Gerrard B.
• "Go down more, that's not even dirty." - Rae S.
• "Synthetic division? Hey! I can't believe it's not long division." - Justin N.
• "You people are insane!" - Matt O.
  "Root beer!" - Rae S.
• "You know those apple turnover carts that you put apple turnovers in?" - Dustin W.
• "I can't figure it out. You're, like, 70 percent smarter than I am." - Rae S.
• "I've got chinese for lunch." - Jocelyn P.
  "I'm having hot dogs." - Matt O.
  "You hate hot dogs?" - Rae S.
  "No, I'm having hot dogs." - Matt O.
  "You hate hot dogs?" - Rae S.
  
  Hmmm. Havn't had one from Alyssa for a while. Ahh, here we go.
• "You know what I wish? Well, not wish, but you know what would be cool? Well, not really cool, but ..." - Alyssa E.
• "Yesterday, Raymond ... " - Jocelyn P. (Raymond, the character from the TV show)
  "So you and Raymond go way back?" - Rae S.
• "I'm being nasty. No formula card." - Mrs. M.
  "I don't like you anymore." - Amanda H.
• "You put the 1 in the sex, uhmm, six X minus six..." - Mrs. K.
• "This is my elementry education creative side, once in a blue... never." - Mrs. K.
• "I am 150% lost!" - Rae S.
• While presenting a biology project to the class
  "Hey! You! Quiet, I'm telling my stories!" - Jesse W.
• "It's so... gong-y!" Danielle W.
• "I'm in a happy place!" - Amanda H.
  "Filled with monkeys and coconuts!" - Alyssa E.
• "What's the verb 'to could' ?" - Rae S.

Now, a lot of those quotes involve some inuendo, but nothing tops Jocelyn's inadvertent outburts. I had the digital camera in math class, when we were all working an assignment together. Jocelyn and Rae were fooling around, and I snapped a picture of the two of them. Jocelyn sees the picture on the preview screen, and says something like "Oh my gosh, look at my big bush!" in reference to her hair. Rae and I fell over laughing, literally. Jocelyn snapped another picture, this one of Rae and I on the floor.

Pictures!!

	The Grade 11 and 12 studetns, in the student lounge.
	Graduates of 2002: (Top right to bottom left) Jocelyn Pihrag, Rae Spencer, Amber Smith, Alyssa Ehman, Amanda Hudson, Justin Nielson, Dustin Wikman, Matthew Obrigewitsch, Marco Gover
	Me, and my escort Steph Husby, on Grad night
	Graduating class: Me, Amber Smith, Alyssa Ehman, Amanda Hudson, Jocelyn Pihrag, Rae Spencer, Chris Nieszner, Justin Nielson