DEEP THOUGHTS
By Burny Charles
When I am in a bad mood, I often want to complain, and hope that people will want to listen.  But people dont generally want to listen.  I know this because when other people are complaining, I nod my head like I care, but I am thinking "Please shut the hell up, I'm in a good mood".
Sometimes, when a fly is flying in my car, I wonder if the fly really has to fly at 50 miles per hour to avoid being smashed on my back window.  I also wonder why when I slam on my breaks, the fly doesnt go flying forward like I would.
Where did the phrase "Its raining cats and dogs" come from?  Was this saying invented before the days of Bob Barker?
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