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How He Became...
So you may wonder why this kid ("Mini-Puffs") is on crack. Well... he's not really but we just say that to make him mad. So far this web page has come out of it. But really, why is he on crack? Well heres a good reason. He started smoking "cigs" because hes stupid... and he wanted to be cool, but look where it got him. Now we say hes on crack. How bad has that situation become for him? Not bad yet but it's going to get worse soon because of this site (Hehe).
Ok... so it all started way back when he had a cold and started coughing and it sounded like smokers cough so I asked if he smoked and it turned out he did!! He had just started when I asked... So I started to play 50 questions with him. "So why are you smoking?" I asked, he said "I donno" which made me think he was on crack because crack heads never know anything. So then I asked him how he got his "cigs." He replyed, "a guy" (Oh man that sure was a crack head answer to me). By the way who ever you are Mr. I Buy Cigs For Midgets, buying cigs for midgets is illegal in the good old state of Michigan, so go do it somewhere were its legal. So anyway Mr. I Buy Cigs For Midgets kept buying cigs for our midget friend till we started calling him a crack head. Well... we don't know if he still does but we think hes slowing down on buying the deadly substances for midgets anyway.
Bio On "Mini-Puffs"
Ok now Matt is bearily 5 foot nothing (hence the midget part) and has mild ahsma. He also has a little brother, who if wasn't taking shots to make him grow would really be a midget, who also smokes and has ahsma. So anyway "Mini-Puffs" ,as he likes to be called, has not decided to quit smoking i guess considering he still smokes and from no untill forever untill he stops smoking he will be known as "Crack Head Matt."
I recently discovered his smoking site where everyday after school he walks to so he can toke the smoke. Now to show how stupid he is he goes to toke the smoke behind a church! Now how much on crack do you have to be on to know that thats a holy site not to be ruined by his dirty habbit.
By Josh of the Matt Is A Crack Head Corporation