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About Matts Crack Head Life
Matt, a.k.a. "Mini-Puffs" or "Cig Smokin' Midget", has lots of crack head friends and one very small crack head brother. His midget brother Brian (also a crack head) smokes more than the exhaust of a semi-truck. He also has ahstma and has many crack head friends! This is just becoming a whole crack head reunion here... Matt has a crack head friend named Eian, who we think got him into his crack smoking habbit. Eian probably smokes crack, smack, weed, dog shit, grass, mara-juwanna and almost all the other families of drugs.
Now Matt The Crack Head lives in a small town where there are only a few crack heads that we know of but when he goes to his work... Crack is the least of the drugs over half or the employees use just because it isn't as "good" as the others, who would have thunk it?
We found some more of his crack head friends a few months ago and thought..."hmmm we should put these guys on the site too!", so here they are. Zach "The Smack" is a kid who gets high all day, every day and is speculated to be a seller of matts "Special" hash that he makes in his room. We have yet to find out what was inside of it but we know its not good. Why? Well thats simple, if u think about it he is probably so screwed up from the Crack that he doesnt even know whats in it.
Now on to the teacher called "Puff-Dopey" who during breaks smokes in the "dark room." Or as we call it the "Puff-Dopey Gettin' High" room. Now this teacher has also got somthing in his "coffee" that he drinks during class. We are investigating what is in it right now so well get back to you all about that later...
By Josh of the Matt Is A Crack Head Corporation