| Funny Stuff |
| How you know if you're obsessed with DBZ... |
| 1. When you flunk a test you scream out "Darn you Kakarot!" 2. You light yourself on fire and run around screaming "Power up! Power up!" 3. You're still alive after number 2. 4. You walk outside and smell the air for smoke. 5. You try to find sites on the internet that say,"Train like Goku" or "Learn how to train". 6. You watch re-runs of DBZ just to make sure you didn't miss something. 7. You just realized # 4 had nothing to do with DBZ. 8. When you get in a fight you act like a monkey because you heard Frieza call Goku one. 9. You win the fight. 10. You see a person with purple hair and you scream "Stupid impersonator!" 11. You throw CD's at people and scream "Destructo Disk!" 12. You grunt and scream in math class in an attempt to power up. 13. You have dreams involving yourself and DBZ at least 3 times a week. 14. In a crowded hallway, you exclaim towards everyone that "3 years from now, a pair of evil blob monsters will attack an island 9 km southwest of South city." 15. You claim you're a super saiyan. Source: SSSGohan.com |
| How to annoy a bathroom stallmate... |
| 1. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?" 2. Say, "Uh-oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that." 3. Cheer and clap loudly every time someone breaks the silence with a bodily function noise. 4. Say "Dang, this water's cold." 5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh no! My glass eye!" 6. Say, "Hmm, I've never seen that color before." 7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds, then drop a canteloupe from a height of six feet. Sigh relaxingly. 8. Say, "Now how did that get there?" 9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus." 10. Fill up a large flask of Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!" 11. Say, "Interesting. More floaters than sinkers." 12. Drop a bra under the stall wall and sing "Born Free". 13. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall, adjust it so you can see your neighbor, and say "Peek-a-boo!" 14. Say, "Dang. I knew that drain hole was way too small. Now what am I going to do?" 15. To your neighbor, say "I'm out of toilet paper. Do you have change for a twenty?" |
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| Funny Bumper Stickers |
| PROUD MEMBER OF P.E.T.A: PEOPLE EATING TASTY ANIMALS If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished Heart attacks are God's revenge for eating his animal friends If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them? I HATE RAINBOWS Proud to be a telemarketer :) You just wasted six seconds reading this bumper sticker. Watch the road! I MAJORED IN LIBERAL ARTS. WOULD YOU LIKE FRIES WITH THAT? Do not honk- driver sleeping Back off! I'm not that kind of car Welcome to America. Now speak English! |
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