"Whe can't beat those prices." -McDonalds
"What's Adelphia?" -A hobo on the street
"I know one thing: Adelphia can't cost as much as a yacht." -Bill Gates
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| The best thing to ever happen to computer and television services. | |||||||||||||||||||
| Are you tired of all those high priced cable companies? The poor service? The low quality? Well, ADELPHIA is the one for you! | |||||||||||||||||||
| If you are literally pulling your hair out because of frustation (yeah right) then you need to immediately switch to Adelphia! The prices have received much praise from their competitors: "Whe can't beat those prices." -McDonalds "What's Adelphia?" -A hobo on the street "I know one thing: Adelphia can't cost as much as a yacht." -Bill Gates |
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| Some words from some satisfied customers: | |||||||||||||||||||
| Mr. Fred Myers says, "I love Adelphia! There is no company out there that can beat their prices!" | |||||||||||||||||||
| Note: We will let you know as soon as there are any more satisfied customers. | |||||||||||||||||||
| So, don't delay, act now and you will receive one month of Adelphia cable for only $150! That's 80% off the original price! | |||||||||||||||||||
| Switch to Adelphia NOW!! | |||||||||||||||||||
| No animals were harmed in the making of this production. | |||||||||||||||||||