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| Crayfish Humor |
| A guy walks into a restaurant, sits down and asks the waitor if he serves crayfish. The waitor says "yes." The guy says "I'll have a pizza." He points to a chair and says "and a plate of chips for my crayfish friend." |
| A crayfish was very hot and dry and needed to find some water. He crawled up to a swimming pool and prepared to scoot into the clear blue water. Suddenly a cat appeared and demanded the crayfish refrain from any swimming. "And how are you going to stop me?" asked the crayfish. "My paw will stop you," said the cat. "Big deal," replied the crayfish. "I already am a 'dad." Get it? Crawdad! Har! |
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