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| Paulo Malwebbio D.O.B - 03/11/83 ORIGIN - Snodland swamps Height - 6'2" Weight - 11st 11lbs Paulo may be the the biggest beefcake you've ever seen but he's a big baby at heart. Known for his love of the opera, Paulo also enjoys the noble art of curling. "There's nothing like the surge of adrenaline while frantically brushing that ice! I tell ya, when Im caressing the ice with my broom, im thinkin of nothin but my beautiful babe Kim!" |
| Matteo DesParSinnio D.O.B - 09/08/84 ORIGIN - The rainforests of Holborough Height - 5'4" Weight - 8st 2lbs While Matt's not in the community general hospital saving lives, you might find him fighting off the legions of women that flock around him. Known for helping Dick Van Dyke in a number of murder investigations, Matt would much rather be enjoying his favourite game of Lacrosse or maybe sharing a hot tub with his gorgeous fiance Zoe. |
| Marcus Manbreastius D.O.B - 11/02/84 ORIGIN - The shanty towns of Walderslade Height - 6'2" Weight - 15st 12 lbs Baby faced Marcus meditates every day "it's good for the skin and not to mention my fabulous complexion!". Mark also indulges in the art of shadow boxing, or to the common man, pushing people over ridiculously hard. "This helps to keep my incredibly muscular torso in shape, just look at the photo!". Mark has many talents of which include charming ladies, drinking vast quantities of alcohol and even dancing in many forms and styles. Mark Bolton commented "He's the superest dancer ever!". |
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| Drew the metal god D.O.B - 23/02/84 ORIGIN - Downtown Loose Height - 5'9" Weight - 9st 8lbs Andrew aka 'Nobby' has had a life of sex drugs and rock'n'roll. Brought up in a ghetto, Drew soon became sick of all the 'homeys' and gangster wannabe's and decided that fate had something else in store for him. With his sub-machine gun he went on a personal crusade to 'clean up the streets of all that dirty human scum', from which he is still going. |
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| Russell 'the muscles' Carr D.O.B - ??/06/84 ORIGIN - Peneden Heath Forest Height - 6'0" Weight - 10st 0lbs Russell, known as 'the muscles' was once an amateur boxer. His total failure in the sport made him rethink his qualities and soon he realized his skill to rob from the rich and swindle the poor and thus, became a first class lawyer. "I'll screw you for every penny you have!" can frequently be heard from Russell's bedroom. |
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| Adam D.O.B - 04/11/84 ORIGIN - The Snodland ganglands Height - 6'3" Weight - 10st 3lbs Adam has recently given up alcohol to concentrate on the other love of his life: women. This new interest may be slightly more healthy and reduce the risk of liver-poisoning, it also comes with the added benefit of a hefty exercise regime. Come on Ad, we know what you get up to, ooh!! |
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| Primal Puck D.O.B - ??/7/84 ORIGIN - Downtown Maidstone Height - 6'1" Weight - 17st 13lbs Known for his incredible rage and ape-like strength, James also has a passion for cars. If you insult him, he'll chase after you before ripping you apart and eating your insides. James' favourite past time is masturbation. |
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| The Boltak D.O.B - ??/09/83 ORIGIN - The slums of Halling Height - 6'3" Weight - 13st 3lbs The Boltak spends most of his time cruising around the slums of his home town Halling on his motorcycle, shooting the peasantry with his shotgun. He finds this a very relaxing past time but of recent he aims to broaden his knowledge of the world by becoming either a fireman or a security guard. Despite his harsh temperement, the Boltaque is a friendly character but be sure you don't call him 'the Boltaque' after his brother Noel (aka Elephant boy) because he'll "blow you away!". |