THE DAY OF THE GRASS MOUNTAIN
One day, for no reason whatsoever, Paul and Matt decided to create a mountain made entirely of grass. It was a majestic sight, standing at least 2 ft from the ground below. They stood there proud of there accomplishment, but then Paul scratched his head "What are we going to do with it now, Matt?".
Matt stood there for a while and replied "I know! lets see if we can jump over it!"
Matt took the first jump. What the hell he's doing here I don't know but the grass mountain was left unscathed.
"Wow! That was fun, why don't you have a go, Paul?"
"Yes, I think I will." said Paul.

Paul took a huge run up.
"Oh no! my shoelace has come undone!"said Paul. And with that, he fell, completely destroying his creation, and the nation mourned...
"It's ruined!!" and with a fit of anger, Matt destroyed what was remaining.
"Fine! i'm going to destroy it as well!" said Paul.
So they did.
THE END
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