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| Glenys Morgan |
| A Page Dedicated to the Menace: |
| How the local community have been trying to take down this paedophile: Last year Matt Parsons, Russell Carr and Paul Webber tried their very best to crack this menace to society by using various subtle tactics. These included: *Matt and Paul smiled and nodded with an infuriatingly dumb look on their faces when she taught the most simplest equations and theories in physics. *Paul's many truancies, later followed by Russell and Matt, this tactic had quite an effect on her morale and so was used many times,. *Matt's total failure at the end of the year infuriated Miss Morgan, because it lowered the class average from a B to a D, and so could not be used as a high score statistic for the school. *Russell's B grade at the end of the year however, i quote "pissed in her face" because despite giving up on Russell way before the year ended, it showed that books such as 'learn A/S Physics in a week!' are far better than any teaching she could ever provide. *Paul's dropping out of the year showed just how unbearable her lessons were. *The last weeks of Physics were used as recreational periods by Russell and Matt where they played such games as 'race the springs down the poles' and 'how high can you swing that pendulum?'. Morgan was outraged by such misuse of her equipment. *The three of them created many pictures such as 'the moon in 2020 when we've colonized it' and 'the bastard guitar' which did not amuse her (despite her trying to brush it off with comments such as: "You can waste your time if you want, I don't mind."). Petitions like: 'Should Woods cut off his totally radical surfdude hair' took place also. |
| A Future Look: what does the community intend to do to bring this paedophile to justice once and for all? *Russell achieving an A grade at A/2, then showing her the 'revise A/2 in a week!' book and giving her tips from it. *Comeback of former Oakwood Park student/s of which many activities could take place including: the transforming of her car into 'the slut mobile', egging, shooting with high-powered paint ball gun or severing of limbs/breaking legs. *'Name and shame those paedophiles' featured in 'The Sun' newspaper (there is lots of evidence from sexual assault to treason). |
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| "We'll get you Morgan! You can't run from the law! Our police cruisers armed with their infa-red F.L.I.R technology will hunt you down, and the only teaching you'll be doing is in the county jail, behind bars!" -Sheriff John Bunnell |
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