| LEAGUE TRADES |
| 2005 SEASON |
| October 3, 2005 |
| WALNUT ST. LEGENDS TRADE BEN TROUPE TO BUTT RAMS FOR ST. LOUIS RAMS DEFENSE |
| November 11, 2005 |
| BUTT RAMS TRADE EDDIE KENNISON TO RACIN RAIDERS FOR MUSHIN MUHAMMAD |
| 2006 SEASON |
| July 28, 2006 |
| BUTT RAMS TRADE TOM BRADY AND 15TH ROUND PICK IN 2006 DRAFT TO SUCK MY WALNUTS FOR 4TH ROUND |
| PICK IN 2006 DRAFT |
| October 14, 2006 |
| H(.)(.)TERS TRADE CARSON PALMER AND T.J. HOUSHMANDZADEH TO RACIN RAIDERS FOR REX GROSSMAN |
| October 14, 2006 |
| WALNUT ST. LEGENDS TRADE MICHAEL VICK TO BUTT RAMS FOR DREW BLEDSOE |
| October 17, 2006 |
| BUTT RAMS TRADE TATUM BELL TO TINEZ TREESMACKERS FOR THOMAS JONES |
| 2007 SEASON |
| October 3, 2007 |
| TUNNIN' MEAT WHISTLES TRADE DREW CARTER TO CONCORD BUTT RAMS FOR EARNEST GRAHAM |
| October 12, 2007 |
| QUINN CLASS HEROES TRADE VINCENT JACKSON TO LONG BEACH SCHLONGS FOR BEN ROETHLISBERGER |
| October 26, 2007 |
| TUNNIN MEAT WHISTLES TRADE BRETT FAVRE TO LONG BEACH SCHLONGS FOR SHAUN ALEXANDER |
| October 26, 2007 |
| SOUTH MOUNTAIN GHOST RYDERS TRADE ANQUAN BOLDIN AND LEE EVANS TO LONG BEACH SCHLONGS FOR |
| MARVIN HARRISON AND JOEY GALLOWAY |
| November 17, 2007 |
| LONG BEACH SCHLONGS TRADE LEE EVANS TO TEAM SCHIDTT FOR PRIEST HOLMES |
| November 17, 2007 |
| CONCORD BUTT RAMS TRADE DONOVAN McNABB TO PETER PIPERS PIMPIN' FOR BOBBY ENGRAM |