| LEAGUE STANDINGS | |||||||
| NUT FACE CONFERENCE | RECORD | POINTS | PA | WIN PCT | GB | DIV | STREAK |
| SHELTON SH*THEADS | 7-3 | 958 | 811 | .700 | - | 5-2 | W1 |
| SOUTH MOUNTAIN GHOST RYDERS | 7-3 | 949 | 802 | .700 | - | 4-3 | L2 |
| CONCORD BUTT RAMS | 5-5 | 912 | 818 | .500 | 2.0 | 3-4 | W4 |
| TEAM SCHIDTT | 5-5 | 903 | 988 | .500 | 2.0 | 5-2 | L1 |
| LONG BEACH SCHLONGS | 5-5 | 837 | 886 | .500 | 2.0 | 3-4 | L1 |
| PETER PIPERS PIMPIN' | 2-8 | 810 | 961 | .200 | 5.0 | 1-6 | W1 |
| ALL FAGGOTS CONFERENCE | RECORD | POINTS | PA | WIN PCT | GB | DIV | STREAK |
| TINEZ TREESMACKERS | 8-2 | 982 | 764 | .800 | - | 5-2 | W5 |
| QUINN CLASS HEROES | 6-4 | 926 | 864 | .600 | 2.0 | 5-2 | W2 |
| RC RACING | 5-5 | 962 | 886 | .500 | 3.0 | 3-4 | L2 |
| JOEY H FOR MVP | 5-5 | 736 | 840 | .500 | 3.0 | 5-2 | L5 |
| TUNNIN' MEAT WHISTLES | 4-6 | 700 | 892 | .400 | 4.0 | 3-4 | W2 |
| GRAND RAPIDS BOOGLEDOCKERS | 1-9 | 676 | 938 | .100 | 7.0 | 0-7 | L4 |