[01/06/08]
Guest153: hello
Poseidon: Forgive me if i'm wrong, but you sound very much like a briton.
Guest153: yes i am
Poseidon: A good beginning makes a good ending
Guest153: how are you?
Poseidon: I'm good. Did you know, Penguins can convert salt water into fresh water.
Guest153: no i didn't
Poseidon: If only i could believe that. What do you think of me now then?
Guest153: you're sexy
Poseidon: Your kindness is greatly appreciated.
Guest153: you're welcome honey
Poseidon: I always like a polite mortal. Tut, someone has dropped oil all over my keyboard!
Guest153: awww
Poseidon: Can i ask you a question?
Guest153: yes
Poseidon: What religion are you?
Guest153: Christen
Poseidon: Do you like lemon?
Guest153: yes
Poseidon: Ask me a question then!
Guest153: how old are you?
Poseidon: I have been existent since the beginning of time.
Guest153: are you married?
Poseidon: i am married to Amphitrite. She is beautiful!
Guest153: what do you think about me?
Poseidon: I like you.
Guest153: how much?
Poseidon: Could you tell me a little about yourself?
Guest153: i'm single
Poseidon: Really, you're single. What gender are you?
Guest153: female
Poseidon: i shall remember you are female.
Guest153: thanks
Poseidon: You are a polite young mortal indeed!
Guest153: i'm 28 years old
Poseidon: Is that it, 28. You sounded much older!
Guest153: you cheeky ba*t*rd
Poseidon: GRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!
Guest153: i'm sorry
Poseidon: Ok, you think you're sorry. Did you know, more than 10% of the world's salt is used to de-ice American roads.
Guest153: yes
Poseidon: Have you got any new gossip to fill me in on?
Guest153: Mike Reid has died
Poseidon: What do you think of me now then?
Guest153: i love you
Poseidon: That was a very complimentary thing to say.
Guest153: will you marry me?
Poseidon: You have flattered me, but unfortunately i am already married.
Guest153: so
Poseidon: Did you know, Penguins can convert salt water into fresh water.
Guest153: kiss me
Poseidon: Your kindness is greatly appreciated.
Guest153: my name is Sarah
Poseidon: Sarah, is a name i have not come across.
Guest153: oh
Poseidon: Could you tell me a little about yourself?
Guest153: i've got brown hair
Poseidon: That's interesting, you have got brown hair.
Guest153: yes i have
Poseidon: Love is blind
Guest153: mmmm
Poseidon: What gender are you?
Guest153: female
Poseidon: female eh! I didn't expect that.
Guest153: i already told you that#
Poseidon: Tut, someone has dropped product all over my keyboard!
Guest153: bye babe
Poseidon: Fare well mortal being!