First Contact Part 2
Chris: *looking in the mirror* Daaaaaamn Chris, you are fiiiiiiiine!
Matt: *blinks*
Chris: What?
Matt: Are you not at all concerned about the captain?
Chris: Dude, I'm on this ship here to get girls. Not save any idiot captains. *goes back to looking in the mirror*
Matt: How....interesting....
Frankie: Deep breath in...deep breath out...
Jesse: Frankie, shut up.
Frankie: How rude.
Chris: Yo dude, those teenie borg things are hailing us.
Jesse: On screen.
Teenie Borg: OMG lak, surrender your ship and stuff. Resistance is OMG soooooo lak futile and stuff. OMG, k.
Jesse: WTF did they just say? I couldn't understand any of that crap.
Matt: I think they said....
Chris: They said "HOT DAMN, Chris, you are so freaking sexay!"
Matt: No, Chris. I think that was you that said that.
Chris: Oh yeah.....
Matt: They said we have to surrender the ship.
Frankie: *gasp*
Jesse: That is not an option. Any suggestions?
Meghan: Well, I suggest Matt and I go back to my quarters and come up with a really REALLY special plan *wink wink*
Jesse: Good idea, doctor. Matt, go with her.
Matt: ...............
Teenie Borg: OMG we lak have your captain here and lak stuff, k.
Greg *squeals* HELP ME! HELP ME! I miss my fluffy slippers! HELP ME!
Jesse: Frankie, what are you senseing now?
Frankie: Oh....um....this is quite interesting....
Jesse: What? What do you feel?
Frankie: I...I...I feel.....this is so hard
Jesse: Yes, go on....
Frankie: I feel that I'm hungry. See ya later *leaves*
Jesse: .........
Greg: *continues to squeal*
Jesse: Please, someone turn that horrible sounding crap off.
Chris: Aye Aye, dude.
Jesse: Now what do you suggest we do to get the captain back.
Matt: I suggest we get a lock on the captain, beam him back, them get out of here really fast.
Chris: Dude, you are like so smart....
Matt: ....I know.
Jesse: Good plan....make it so!
Jesse: Do we have the captain yet?
Matt: Yes, sir.
Jesse: Good. Now get us out of here.
Meghan: Sir, I think I need to take the captain back to my quarters for a *special* check-up.
Jesse: NO!
Meghan: Damnit.....
Greg: *runs in* OMG! I AM SOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAPPY TO SEE YOU GUYS! *squeals*
Jesse: Damnit, get off me!
Greg: *tears* I missed you all so much!
Jesse: But you were only gone 10 minutes...
Greg: Well, it was a long 10 minutes!
Jesse: *shakes head*
Frankie: *comes back in with sandwich* Oh, gald to see you're back!
Jesse: Yeah, no thanks to you....
Frankie *munches on sandwich*
Greg: ENGAGE!
Jesse: Oh....my...god....
Greg: ENGAGE!
Jesse: *bangs head against the wall*
Greg: ENGAGE!