First Contact Part 1
Greg: *running in circles* Oh, it's a wonderful day in the neighbor hood...
Jesse: Can't we put him in a space pod and shoot him out into another quadrant or something?
Frankie: Now Jesse, it's these bad feelings of anger that we must take control of and get out of your mind!
Jesse: Oh shove it, Frankie.
Frankie: I am offended!
Meghan: *runs in* Oh no! I think Matt passed out!
Matt: I think not. I am just fine.
Meghan: Shut up. I think I'd better give him mouth to mouth!
Matt: .............
Meghan: Don't worry, I'll save you Matt!
Matt: .............
Chris: *looking in the mirror* Damn, Chris, you are looking fine today.
Greg: Chris, who are you talking to?
Chris: I'm talking to Chris.
Greg: There are 2 Chris's on the ship?
Chris: No
Greg: Then who are you talking to?
Chris: I'm talking to Chris.
Greg: I am confused....
Chris: No surprise there.
Matt: Sir, I am seeing another ship on the long range scanners.
Greg: COOL!
Jesse *mumbles* Dumbass....on screen, Matt.
*ship comes on screen*
Chris: What is it?
Matt: It apprears to be shaped like.....a big pink, fluffy heart....
Greg: ????????
Meghan: *gasp* I'd know that ship anywhere!
Matt: What is it then?
Meghan: It's....the teenie borg!
All: *gasp*
Meghan: The teenie borg take control of your ship, make autopragh every part of their body, steal all the things you've touched, takes a zillion pictures of you inches from your face, and then they rip your clothes apart and fight amoung themselves over it!
Frankie: How inhumane!
Meghan: Yes, it is! But the worst part is, after they have ripped your clothes off they will procede to assimulate you and turn you into one of them!
Greg: No! MOMMY! *hides*
Jesse: Well, what can we do?
Meghan: I don't know. No one has ever been able to defeat the teenie borg.
Frankie: Hmmmmm.....
Meghan: I think Matt and I should go back to my room and come up with a plan *wink wink*
Matt: .........
Jesse: Good idea. And while your doing that, Frankie, go tell Greg to get out from under my bed.
Frankie: Aye, aye, sir.
Chris: Sir, the teenie borg are hailing us.
Jesse: On screen.
Teenie Borg: Oh my gawd, we are lak the teenie borg, and you will lak be assimulated and stuff. Resistance is lak sooooo totaly futile, oh my gawd k.
Jesse: Turn it off. It's giving me a headache.
Chris: Yes, sir.
Jesse: What are we going to do.....
Chris: Sir, the teenie borg have beamed on board!
Jesse: Where are they?
Chris: They're on deck 8 and it seems they have the captain too!
Jesse: Hmmmm, this might not be so bad....
Frankie: *runs in* OMG! They have the captain! What are we going to do?
Jesse: Well, if it was up to me.....we'd do nothing....
Frankie: We have to save him! Jesse, this is a chance for you to put aside all your personal feelings and do something for the good of the federation!
Jesse: ..........so?
Chris: Does this mean more hair gel for me?
Frankie: Hair gel is not the issue here. We have to save the captain!
Jesse: Oh......alright.....we'll say the captain....
Frankie and Chris Yay!
To Be Continued....