Hairgel Crisis
Greg: Engage!
Matt: Uhhhhh, captain, we are still docked at the star base...
Greg: That's ok, engage anyways.
Jesse: Don't mind the captain, he hasn't had his medicine yet today.
Greg: Engage!
Matt: Alright, sir.
Greg: Engage!
Jesse: Someone please shut him up already...
Greg: Engage!
Chris: Sir, we are seeing fluctuations in some big thing that I can't pronounce, what should we do?
Greg: I think I know what we should do....number one, what should we do?
Jesse: *playing video game* I dunno
Greg: Push a few random buttons and see what happens.
Chris: Aye, aye, captain.
Greg: Damn, I run this ship good!
Frankie: *nods head*
Greg: Engage!
*Jesse hits Greg over the head*
Chris: Sir, we have a big problem!
Greg: What is it Commander Chris?
Chris: Someone stole my hair gel!
All: *gasp*
Frankie: Now calm down, calm down, I'm sure we can handle this...
Greg: WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?
Jesse: Ummm, go to the nearest star base and ask them if they have any hair gel?
Greg: I know! We'll go to the nearest star base and ask them if they have any hair gel!
Jesse: ............
Chris: Good thinking, captain!
Greg: Set cordinates to the nearest star base and....ENGAGE!
Jesse: *glares at Greg*
Matt: We are approching star base 182, sir.
Greg: Good. On screen.
Guy: What do you want?
Greg: We are on an important Federation mission.
Guy: Which is?
Greg: To get hair gel.
Guy: ...............
Greg Do you have any?
Guy: Uhhhh....no....
Chris *gasp*
Frankie: Take a deep breath in and now out, in and out, in and out...
Greg: Well now what, number one?
Jesse: *shrugs*
Chris I...need...hair...gel...
Matt: If I might make a suggestion, sir.
Greg: ENGAGE...I mean yes...
Matt: We could use the replicator to make some hair gel.
Chris: Need.........gel.......for......hair.....
Greg: Good idea, matt.
Chris: DO IT!
Greg: Ah, another crisis solved, thank to my great intellect.
Jesse: *rolls eyes*
Greg: And now......ENGAGE!
Jesse That's it! *kicks Greg*
Greg *moans* Now that was uncalled for....ouch....
The End