Greg's Ass
Girl on Phone: OMG! Do you see Greg's ass?
Guy on Phone: Yes! I am almost blinded by its greatness!
Girl: I know! It's so round and....
Guy: I wonder how he got an ass like that...
Girl: I wonder where he buys his pants!
Guy: I wonder if he has butt implants....
Girl: Can I touch it?
Greg: *giggles* I knew they would like my ass!