Girlfriend Thing
Since everyone has been e-mailing me asking about the guys girlfriends I thought I'd straighten this all out once and for all. And I know this is all true because my best friends'-moms'-doctors'-dog groomers'-friends'-hair dressers'- eye doctors'-carpet cleaner told me so! So here is who the guys are dating:
Greg is dating a shampoo bottle
Chris is dating his comb
Frankie is dating a shirt
Matt is dating a chicken leg
Jesse is dating his hand
So there you go! Good luck to the guys and all their lucky....errrrr....things!