Dear America....
Wait, no... I believe this should start...
Dear WORLD,
I have yet another rant for you
Something else to feast your eyes on
And it's about what you don't want people
"Feasting their eyes" on....
You hypocrites disgust me!
(That's right, it's another one of these)
(I'm just full of these rants)
Please examine yourself!
What is the latest craze.... you dunno?
I'll give you a hint % ual predators) it begins with
The Letter
P
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That's right, world! I said it!
That particular phrase that poises predators in a precarious proximity to our precious paternal joy.
The predator who pretends to be perfect but plucks the petals from little Pattie (you know what I mean)
And I know it's gross to say
And wrong to think about
And you all seem to despise this one criminal
But I noticed something recently
Mommy, Daddy... why?
Why do you dress us like this?
We all look like little s!
ATTENTION WORLD:
How can you despise despicable deviants who deflower our delights when
YOU are the ones responsible?
Neither two-year-old nor toddler should be clad in
What I think you have been dressing them in.
Children of five should not be in swimsuits
(that show like they were twentyfive)
Listen closely to what I say now, for I am not just yelling at
THE COMPUTER screen!
I saw a six year old in the mall wearing a miniskirt and thong
I saw a ten year old at the beach in a tiny
I saw little Jenny showing off her stomach like a lady of the evening.
IF I CAN SEE YOUR PANTIES little ones, YOU ARE DRESSED
only to appeal to one of two things:
1) Your mother, the wannabe
(let's face it, she doesn't have the body she wants)
AND she wants to show the world
(what's up your skirt)
2) All the "SiCk FrEaKs" in the world
(who delight that you're showing off
exactly what your mother wants you to)
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And as such, hypocrites of the world...
I submit to you my views
Predators everywhere are rejoicing that you
would expose your darlings like this.
Prey everywhere are crying that you
led them onto this.
They're right, though...
Caution when clothing Kate carelessly, for pedos prey on palpable pubescent s
When taking their maiden-heads no longer reffers to stealing the heads from
Their BARBIE dolls,
You
Have
A
PROBLEM
THINK!