Stop Eyeing My Plate

 

Stop eyeing my plate.

The food was good, but not that great.

You're eating too fast.

There's just enough, so make it last.

Consider the taste.

I could cook more, but what a waste!

 

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If you would stick to just your dinner,

I'd be fuller, you'd be thinner.

No more snacking off my platter;

Johnny, that just makes you fatter.

 

Try chewing your food

And don't be sloppy, gross, or crude

This isn't a race,

So why not find a saner pace?

You're gonna get sick

And end up barfing just as quick.

 

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You're rushing my meal.

This doesn't help your sex appeal.

Just learn to eat slow

Unless you're in a rush to go

Let's visit and talk

And end the evening with a walk.

 

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Cause this is a date!!!

And I might be your future mate.

But not at this rate

Cause you've got habits that I hate

You're blowing your chance,

Including getting in my pants.

 

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