| "If america were a women, she would be a big titied women." Chris Rock: Head of State |
| "If america were a car, it would be a Bently, with big chrome wheels, and a hot ?Porto Rican women feeding you grapes" Chris Rock: Head of State |
| "I hear it is amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flapped jaw space, with the tuninng fork, does a raw blink on hara kara rock, I nees scissors, 61!" Colonel: Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty |
| "Laugh, and grow fat" Fatman mgs2 |
| "11 is not a number" My choir teacher |
| Try me! that fire truck on the cobard |
| A T-Rex always makes fair game Nick arnold |
| He is an angel called the watches, Guess what they do! metatron Dogma |