A voice is all you hear as this promo, which took my very best to write, starts…

”I am a Superstar…”

Pictures of Mark Payne nailing the Superstar Superkick on numerous opponents and gaining the victory are seen…Tennant, Explosion, Rage, Sambo, Jean, Scion, and others…The last picture shows Mark Payne standing over the fallen body of Rage after last Friday’s FCTV.

”I am a Champion…”

Mark Payne on the night of June 29th, 2001. We see clips of his match with Sambo first, or to be more descriptive the massacre that took place. Payne toying with the rookie until picking him up and nearly ending his career with a Death Valley Driver through a table. Then it switches to Payne’s second round match with Jean…And the WAR the ensued. Glass broken, tables shattered, and blood spilled by the gallons…In the end is shows Mark Payne violently snapping Jean’s head and neck back with a Superstar Superkick. Lastly is goes to Mark Payne versus Bad Dreams…Bad Dreams hitting the Good Night Irene, and then bashing Payne with the Dream Coach’s clipboard. Then Payne using the same clipboard too nearly cause Bad Dreams to slip into unconsciousness before hitting a particularly violent powerbomb into a bridge. Then is shows Mark Payne standing in the middle of the ring with the World Title over his shoulder as flashes go off throughout the arena.

“I am a Bastard…”

Various shots of Mark Payne cutting his trademark vicious promos, filled with his tirades against various wrestlers…Clips of Payne’s infamous AGW “farewell” attack on Alex Star where he tried to end the man’s career. More shots of when Payne took on Jean and proceeded to hit Eve with one of the stiffest right hands of the night causing the woman to slip into unconsciousness. A shot of Payne leveling OBMF Burkey with a Superstar Superkick when he was stunned…Finally a shot of Mark Payne saying that Tom Tennant left this title with a worst past then from before he won it.

“I am a Legend…”

Only two shots needed…The first if Mark Payne accepting his AGW Hall of Fame award from his long time friend Speed Racer…The other is Mark Payne standing in a various FCW Ring at some unknown Houseshow atop one of the turnbuckles with his title held high…

The camera switches to just a picture of Mark Payne in a hotel room somewhere in New York where FCTV, and the deciding seventh match in the Payne/Rage series will take place this Friday. Payne is dressed in a “Blonde Bastard: BIGGEST and the BEST” FCW T-shirt and a pair of black “And 1” warm-up pants…Over his shoulder rests the FCW World Title, the most sought prize in the game…Payne slowly looks up at camera and begins…

”The Blonde Bastard” Mark Payne:

That is why I will beat you Rage…That is why I have known I would always emerge from this series victorious in the end. Those four things personify who Mark Payne is Rage. I have had enough with the games my friend. This Friday one way or the other you WILL know that you were the one who never stood a chance…That you were the one getting “toyed” with while I merely let you play at a man’s game while you were still yet a boy. Rage, you are everything that I loathe…Stupid, “Dark”, and Boring…But yet you seem to be the one man in the TEW that has the guts to step up and take the FCW challenge seriously. For that I commend you…But the fact remains that you still fall short on the scale of pure talent. Don’t feel bad, not too many people can be in the same sentence with THE BLONDE BASTARD. You know I saw your latest promo, and it was what I thought it would be. Typical Rage. But Rage you can’t bullshit a bullshitter. I know what your real limitations are, and I know that you just won’t pull it off this Friday. You don’t have what it takes, and we both know it, even if you will refuse to admit it. Nightmares can be stopped Rage, I’m surprised you haven’t realized that yet. I have the power to stop you Rage, and we all know it…And this Friday your nightmare world will crumble as I put my foot through your God damn head. You were right about one thing…This is about DOMINATION…My domination over the rest of this sport…Not just the FCW and not just the TEW, but all of it. I am The FCW World Champion, and Rage when I beat the hell out of you this Friday there will be nothing you can do about it except resign yourself to the envitable…

That being that you were beaten by a superior man…And that you were beaten by THE BLONDE BASTARD when you though you were all but invincible.

Rage, this series has been your pleasure…Compliment of the True Revolutionary, and the one and only:

’BLONDE BASTARD'

I’ll see you in three days boy…

With that said the camera fades out… 1

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