Stop whinning ref! I broke before a five count, I think. He is mine to play with now. You stay out of it. Besides, this rookie looks especially good suffering like this.

So what is wrong with a little hair grabbing? O.K., maybe it was a lot of hair grabbing. So what. If he wants to be a pro wrestler, he must pay his dues.

Now, how about a nasty elbow smash to soften up this guy some more.

Right on target. A little hair grabbing to help my aim guarantees success everytime.