You can never get enough red neck jokes 
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> > Emily Sue passed away, and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba 
> > that she would send someone out right away. 
> > "Where do you live?" asked the operator. 
> > Bubba replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive." 
> > The operator asked, "Can you spell that for me?" 
> > There was a long pause and finally Bubba said, "How 'bout if I drag her 
> > over to Oak Street and y'all pick her up there?" 
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> > How do you know when you're staying in a Kentucky hotel? 
> > When you call the front desk and say "I've gotta leak in my sink" and 
the 
> > person at the front desk says "Go ahead." 
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> > How can you tell if a Texas redneck is married? 
> > There is dried chewing tobacco on both sides of his pickup truck. 
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> > Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Tennessee 
> to 32? 
> > It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools! 
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> > Where was the toothbrush invented? 
> > Arkansas. If it was invented anywhere else it would have been called a 
> > teethbrush. 
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> > Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40. He says to the 
> > driver, "Got any ID?" 
> > The driver says, "'Bout what?" 
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> > Why did O. J. Simpson want to move to West Virginia? 
> > Everyone has the same DNA. 
What do a divorce in Alabama, a tornado in Kansas, and a hurricane in 
> > Florida have in common? 
> > Somebody's fixin' to lose a trailer. 
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> > A Texan came home and found his house on fire, he rushed next 
> > door, telephoned the fire department and shouted,"Hurry over here! My 
> > house is on fire!" 
> > "OK," replied the fireman, "how do we get there?" 
> > "Shucks, ain't you boys still got them big red trucks!?" 
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> > Why do folks in Kentucky go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or 
more? 
> > 'Cuz 17 and under not admitted. 
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> > What do you get when you have 32 rednecks in the same room? 
> > A full set of teeth