Subject: Cop
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>
> <<  This guy is flying down the road and he comes
> over a bridge.
>
> Sure enough, a cop with a radar gun is sitting on
> the other side of the bridge and pulls him over.
>
> The cop walks up to the guy's car and asks, "What's
> the hurry?
>
> "The guy says, "I'm late for work."
>
> "What do you do for your job?"
>
> The guy responds, "Well, I'm a rectum stretcher."
>
> The cop says, "What? A rectum stretcher?"
>
> The guy says, "Yeah. I start with a finger, then
> work my wayup to two fingers, eventually I get a
> hand in, then both hands, and I slowly stretch it
> until it's about six feet wide."
>
> The cop asks, "And what do you do with a six-foot
> asshole?"
>
> "Well, you give him a radar gun and park him at
> the end of the bridge...."