A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing 
a show in a small town in Saskatchewan. 
> > With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb 
> > blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair 
and 
> > starts shouting. 
> > 
> > "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you 
think you 
> > can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's 
hair 
> > have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who 
keep 
> > women like me from being respected at work and in the community 
and 
> > from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and your 
kind 
> > continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, 
but 
> > women in general...and all in the name of humor!" 
> > 
> > The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the blonde 
> > yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little 
> > asshole on your knee!"