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-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wife : Agar Mai mar jaun to tum kya karoge ? Husband : Shayad mai mar jaunga. Wife : kyon ? Husband : Kabhi Kabhi zyada Khushi janleva hoti hai. ;-)) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Two Sardars were walking together... Pehla: Oye marr gaye. Meri biwi aur meri premika ek saath aa rahi hain.. Dusra: Oye main bhi yahi bolne wala tha.... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sardar at an art gallery "I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call a modern Art?" Art Dealer "I beg your pardon sir. Thats a mirror!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A Sardar enters shop shouts, "Where's my free gift with this oil?" Shopkeeper: "ISke Saath koi gift nahin hai bhaisaab" Sard : "Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE " -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sardar on cycle hit lady accidently. The lady said, " break nahi mar sakta tha kya?" Sardarji replied "break ka kya hai, poori cycle to mar di....." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sardarji zebra crossing ke black white patte par bar bar idhar-udhar chalte the, woh kya soch rahe honge.... think............. " YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI HAI" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sardar:Aap kitna padhe ho? Friend: B.A. Sardar: kamal karte ho yaar sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte. |