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How we operate

 

Run Venues

We start with a Hare - who sets a course : ? The Hare - Ours is usually taller !

The course consists of marks on the ground - usually flour but sometimes shredded paper depending on the terrain

The object of the Hash is to catch the Hare  (but sometimes the Hare may have put the course down the day before - so there is no show of catching him)

The Hare can also put down checks and false trails to hold up the pack, or go the other way.

This is a check :              

a back check :               

and this is the On Home :

These were set by Pothole and are a piss poor example - but there you go !

At the end of the trail you find the On Home - so you can go back to where you started (unless advised otherwise)  

 

This is a Down Down

The Down Down is where the FRB proclaim how close they were to catching the Hare,

The SCB boast how much they managed to cut off the course

and the pack complain how no one at the front was calling - and they probably didn't find the On Home anyway.

FRB = Front Running Bastards

SCB = Short Cutting Bastards

On Home is the finish of the course we were all looking for.

Down Down is the after match function and almost always is at the same location we left from.

But 1st rule of Hash is that there are no rules - so it could be anywhere!

 

Our Hash has some tradition.

On reaching 25 Runs a hasher is expected to shout the Hash a bottle of (cheap) rum.

At 100 runs it is your own choice
200 and we buy you a pewter handle
300 you buy whiskey
400 Jim Beam Bourbon
500 You get to choose again
600 Vodka
700 Ouzo

 

'Dogshit' does the honours


As does Snail at Animal's 500th

 

'Blowjob' gets the 'Dick'

Another tradition - It gets awarded each week

This was a glass 'dick' at one time but it gets broken or goes missing or doesn't arrive at the Down Down.

It is still a Dick - no matter what shape it is.

Animal got it - because he had done 500 Runs

and Gerihatrix got it because he was calling On On when he was at least 1km off the trail. (and confused Bevan, the New Boot AKA Big Bird)

 

We sometimes provide a feed

Sometimes it could be the local version of McDonalds Big One

 

At combined runs you will recognise us from the chap below who lives on the front of our Tee Shirts

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