"Remember that time when I fought peanut men with the gigantic sword and sliced the last one in half while pierced by many an arrow? That was fun."
"Oh I remember Jenson. But I think it was that you fought ants with a piece of grass while pierced by an imaginary band-aid." replied Fred.
"Oh yeah!"
Jenson, Fred, and Wesley sat in the middle of their home, reminiscing.
"Hows that new chair feel Wesley?" asked Jenson.
"Great! When you sit in it for an hour or two, its almost as if it has all four legs! Oh shoot!" he cried, falling forwards and faceplanting in the mud.
"You know, I'm really thinking this was a nice place to buy. I mean, it's right between the hospital and the popcorn shack. Jimmy was right--this place was such a good deal!" said Fred thoughtfully.
"What does it cost us? 90% of whatever money we earn in the next three years?" asked Wesely.
"93." corrected Jenson.
"Yeah, and he said these new 'alley-homes' are sure to be the newest fad soon!" said Fred.
For they lived in an alley. Not the kind of alley in movies, with a fence leading to an escape-way. Nor the type of alley with a brick wall at the back. Their alley had an opening at both ends, though they lived at one end of the extremely long alley.
If you went out and took a left, you would end up running into the popcorn statue, probably getting a severe cut on the signature "sharp" buckets. You might even scrape your hand and break a bone or two as you try to break your fall. Luckily, if you just cross the alley (or if you had turned right to begin with) you'll be at a hospital entrance.
