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Mastercrafted Superstars

 

WWF

 

YellYellAre you ready to rumble!!!YellYell

 

The World Wide Wrestling Federation (WWF) is my all time favorite sport of all time, forever. Since I am terrible

at just about all team sports, wrestling is awesome to me because it is just so great to watch. But what makes the matches

so great, you might ask? Well I'll tell you what....

RUMBLEEE

THE SUPERSTARS ARE WHAT MAKE WRESTLING SO GREAT!!

Currently as of August 24th, 1998, we are in the Attitude Era of WWF and I will also mention a few

superstars from the years before the Attitude Era.

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Mankind

mankind

Can you smell what MANKIND is cookin'?

Mankind, also known as Cactus Jack and Dude Love, is basically the god of WWF. He is my favorite wrestler

and is the coolest schizophrenic on the face of this universe. Did you see the Hell in a Cell match with Mankind vs The Undertaker

a couple monthes ago? No? Well in that case I will just say that...

Mankind fell from a 20 foot cage twice, once on thumbtacks, and had his tooth go through his mouth!

Is that not the most manly thing you have ever heard!?!?!

Mankind is the main star of the Boiler Room Brawl and it is very fun to watch

(Edit: October 2nd, 1999, Triple H vs. Mankind in the Boiler Room Brawl was the coolest thing ever!)

Mankind is a very skilled fighter and he was always my favorite. Tie or no tie, Mankind and Mr. Socko shall be remembered

for fall after fall to victory.

 

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Big Van Vader

VAADERRR

IT'S TIME, IT'S VADER TIME!

VADER IS AN AMAZING WRESTLER. HAILING FROM THE ROCKY MOUNTAINS WHICH ENTERS NEW MEXICO WHICH IS RIGHT

NEXT TO TEXAS WHICH IS IN THE SOUTH WHICH IS THE ONLY TRUE AMERICA, VADER IS THE SUPERHERO OF

SUPERSTARS (CoolBesides MankindCool) AND IF ANY ONE HAS THE AUDACITY TO SAY ANYTHING ELSE THEN LET US HAVE

VADER DO A VADER BOMB OR A RELEASE POWER-BOMB ON YOU AND SEE IF YOU HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY!!!

DID YOU SEE VADER ON GOOD MORNING KUWAIT? NO? WELL HE WAS RULED THAT SHOW.

DUED

 

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 André the Giant 

andre 

QUICK!

What is 7 foot 4 inches, over 500 pounds and coming straight towards you!

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 Don't worry, André the Giant isn't coming towards you since he died in 1993... but even then,

André the Giant was the coolest wrestler during the Golden Era of wrestling and he was very menacing to any of

his opponents and its understandable why! Besides wrestling, André the Giant was also a great actor when he starred in

movies such as The Princess Bride and even in the Six Million Dollar Man show as Bigfoot, who has one of the most

rare action figures of all time ($2000!). André is a hero to all is really going to be missed from beyond the grave.

Cry  

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Those are my personal favorite wrestlers and while the list may be short, don't get me wrong, people like

 The Undertaker 

Undertaky

 Kane 

AKd

 Or even The Rock 

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Are great wrestlers as well but Mankind, Vader, and André the Giant stood in my mind the most. I love

wrestling for so many reasons and the wrestlers are the main reason on why I always come back to watch more

and just like the announcer always says before a match....

ARE YOU READY TO RUUUMMMBBBLLLEEEEEE???


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