Mastercrafted Jaxie

 

Since you are using the internet, it is likely that you own a cat.

A very pretty, regal, beautiful cat.

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If you don't know what a "cat" is, then I will show you what this beautiful creature is...


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ISN'T IT BEAUTIFUL??!!!?!


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Well, it just so happens that the web-sensi of this website (me) happens to have a beautiful cat of his own,

 

                                         Jaxie™ Jaxie if you couldn't read it

 

 

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Jaxie is the prettiest cat alive! She is a 18 pound 4 year old kitten born on August 8th!

Jaxie has a beautiful calico fur coat! It is so beautiful and whenever I try to find a calico cat like her

on the World Wide Web, I fail and have to return home in shame, since the library closes at six.

I don't know what kind of cat Jaxie is, but I think that she is a cross between an American Longhair and a Bobcat.

If you don't know what a "American Longhair  " is then here is a photo to show you

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And if you don't know what a "Bobcat" is then here is a photo for that too.

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My "human"given name is Sam, so I had to give my cat a "GODLY" name, which would be

Jaxie. Why did I choose Jaxie? Well the answer is simple, yet brilliant at the same time

J = Jaw

       A = Attacking

        X = X-tremely

         I = Intelligent

          E = Expendable

 

Jaxie is a little on the fluffy side, but I think that it is only because she has a big fur coat! Jaxie is a

little lazy, so she  doesn't move around to much, but when she runs, SHE RUNS! Her favorite T.V. channel is 

Boomerang and Cartoon Network, which she watches all day! Her favorite show is The Smurfs and her

favorite character is Smurfette, which she dressed up as for Halloween once! We affectionately call her

"Smurfat" ;) because she is so beautiful. You can also use the vernacular of the Smurf Village, "Smurfatt".

Using the vernacular of our home state of Florida, it would be "Smurffaat". Using the language of the Spanish,

it would be "La Gata Gordita" and using my own language, it would be "肥猫" . It is very complex so don't try to break it.

Those symbols are based off of towers that I see in my dreams. The first one with the three floors was from after I saw

Bruce Lee's "Enter the Dragon" with the three floors. The second symbol is a submarine that I could see in a text from 3000

years ago. The third and final symbol is a box with a katana on top with a spine to the left. This will be a statue that I will

dedicate to Jaxie in a couple years that will be placed on Easter Island in front of the heads.


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This is Easter Island if you never knew what it was. Sorry folks but it is not where

the Easter Bunny lives. I know, I thought the same thing until I went there and saw nothing but

a UFO. Nothing Special EmbarassedFrownUndecided. Back to JAXIE!

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Jaxie has a nice meow as well! It sounds like "meow" but emphasises on the "eo" so it is

like "meow" and sometime "meoeoeoeoew". It is so incredible!

Jaxie is the greatest cat on earth! If scientists are right and the world is suppose to end in two more years

(9-9-99 for you time travelers wanting to see society at its finest) then we can all die

Smile knowing that Jaxie will die with us! I don't know about you but that makes me feel better! Smile

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