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  Death Match  

  Setting: Greece

   James Bond walks outside of a coffee shop after a long hard day of being James Bond. As he starts walking to his 1932 Ford Roadster, he sees, to his surprise, Waluigi trying to steal the car! James Bond, using his karisma to his advantage, asks Waluigi "Friend, why are you doing such a thing?" to hear the reply of "WAA, I've got your keys now mr... mr.... uhhh...." to Bonds reply of "Bond, James Bond". Due to Waluigis poor self esteem, Waluigi takes two punches at Bond, missing both. Bond rolls up his sleeves, asks a Malaysian man to hold his coffee and takes one punch to Waluigis chest. Waluigi gasps, takes two steps back, and pulls out a brick from his back pocket. "Waa, look out!" Waluigi yells and points to Bond. As Bond turns around, A brick is thrown at his sholder revealing from his jacket a holster. "He's got a gun! Waa!", causing mass histeria, giving Waluigi enough time to get in the drivers seat and drive off. Bond gets up, sees his car getting taken away, and mumbles to himself "Well, shit.". Bond asks the Malaysian man, who is standing there wondering what is going on, for his coffee, sees a woman on a motorcycle, kisses her in the mouth and takes her bike. A highspeed chase scene commences until Waluigi crashes the car in the Parthenon and makes his way into the temple. Bond takes some dental floss out of the cup holder, gets off of the bike, tosses the coffee cup into a nearby trash can and walks calmly into the temple. Bond appears to be reloading his gun until Waluigi sneaks up from behind, and hits Bond across the head with a tennis racket three times until the racket breaks. It still manages to knock Bond to the ground for enough time for Waluigi to take his gun. Pointing the gun at Bonds adam's apple, Waluigi says with a heavy russian accent "Do svidaniya, Gospodin Bond.". With his signature "Wahaha", Waluigi pulls the trigger to find nothing but Bond laughing hysterically. Bond rolls down his shirt sleeve as unused bullets start fall out from them. Bond gets up and says in a calm accent "I'd like that back" as he takes his gun back from a shocked Waluigi. Bond punches Waluigi across the jaw four times as he exclaims "I like my goons just as I like my martinis... Shaken and not stirred!" and kicks Waluigi down the stairs. Waluigi gets on all fours, starts coughing blood and gasping for air as Bond stands over him and says to Waluigi in a charismatic voice "Now I would like my keys...". Waluigi smirks as he attempts to swallow the newly revealed keys, which were in his shirt sleeves aswell, as he starts choking and spits the keys back out. Bond says "Wrong anwser..." as he shoots Waluigi in the shoulder, takes the dental floss, and chokes the life out of Waluigi. Once all of the life is out of him, Bond walks over to the keys, looks to his right at the wrecked car being towed away, and covers sand over the keys using his foot. Bond walks to the bike to find Donkey Kong going through the compartments of the motorcycle as Bond says in a karismatic attitude, "Excuse me friend, but why are you doing such a thing?"

  The winner is...