I'm a ball player, but not professionally.  I just love to play basketball.  Aside from the competition, it makes my body strong (sounds like a commercial). 

I've been playin' ball since grade school, and I do the point position cuz I love to direct my teammates.  Showing them the way like how Jason Kidd does it in the NBA.

Speaking of NBA, my fave team is the Lakers, and not to mention the Lakers girls.

 "Finally, the Rock has come back..."  Guess you know what that means.  Yeah, I love WWE.  It's the best violent damn soap opera ever.  I aint playin' this sport, I just love watchin' it.  It sucks when Star Sports took it out off their network.  I hate it when people keep on bitchin ‘bout this sports entertainment as fakers and all that.  Though I know it already, just don’t shove it down my throat.

Billiards? I know how to play, but I'm not the game. Know what I'm sayin'?

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