Jackasses Hall-of-Fame
So there I was, bleeding the lizard, or urinating for those of you who don't kick as like I do considering my penis is of lizard like size. Dinosaur like this in fact, but that's besides the point, so there I was, urinating in the toilet thinking about going on a hike with Gothic George Washington in a butterfly costume when I make the horrible mistake of looking at the wall. Wow, that is all I have to say. I saw some of those most unnaceptable messages ever.

"Fuck all yall haters"

Now seriously, I found two things wrong with this. For one, isn't this man (or woman, I wouldn't want to piss off any feminist saying a women can be a jackass because she is as good as a man) is being quite the proclaimed "hater" himself. Why, saying fuck someone is a hateful statement that can make people cry. Wouldn't want that. Now secondly, use proper english you moron. "Yall" may be a word when you are chilling with your homies, but when writing something, use proper english. It is NOT that difficult. Honestly...

It doesn't stop with this either, over and over again people do stupid stuff like this in public places. Like somehow they are cool to get their name recognized by a stranger pissing. They always write stupid things too. Or, they write in gang writing the name of their "clique". Either way, they are idiots in my opinion. I just can't seem to grasp how writing my name in a public restroom gives me that "cool". I just guess I can't have it.

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