Masked Bastard

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Mondello's Madhouse

November 2008

Section 1

Date: 06:30:11 on Saturday, November 01, 2008
Name: MASKED BASTARD
Subject: And just so you know...

The Flip Side


See you there.




Flip

What is it with these phrases you have? "Because it must be?" "It is the most?" "More of a bastard than masked?" I don't quite understand what these are for. And why this hatred of Indy? Indy is quite funny sometimes...and then I see why you dont like the devils firestorm. I lurk the mental ward on a regular basis and that character has a niche for getting people mad. I say you keep busting his chops. And why do you wear a mask? Why not show us your true face sometime? What is book of bastard? Is that like the bible with your ten commandments?

I's dunno de ansuh to you questionses...I's be's hatin' up on every wun's

HAHAHAHA! MB's gonna kick your ass!

Anybody who RESETS the BOARD TEMPLATE on his fora after all the hard work Bonnie Parker put into it shouldn't even vote in a general election period.

You watch FOX Skews; you are a certified idiotic genius. No nightstick, no drama. Just more FOX LIES just to get you to watch. You DUMBFUCK.

Like it or not, Obama's in. So FUCK YOU, you piece of SHIT. If you don't like it, move to France and stay the FUCK there forever. This is the Obama era. So you can FUCK OFF with your anti-Obama gibberish.

Y Y Y do U keep trying 2 imp Thee Thy and Eye? Me tinks u u U u u have some serious issues. Cum N C me - that's Cardiff by the sea.


~*Toodles*~

Just because you changed your address, doesn't mean that I can't find you again. I am the MASKED your BASTARD. You only do the SHIT you do, because I have allowed it. You lost the election, FAGGOT.

THIS IS THE ERA OF THE MASKED BASTARD.

People wanted a change, not the same old Indy posts full of retarded, Special Olympic gibberish about female bowel movements and references to male sex organs. Dude, you're a lost cause.

You don't even make DEF look like syrup-covered puke over at the Ward; Old man Lynne owns your very soul in ways that make me laugh. You have no people skills and no confidence. You are a failure, Indy. But it doesn't hurt to try...just so you know...



IT IS THE MOST

Asylum for the Verbally Insane

We'll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes,
But the plural of ox becomes oxen, not oxes.
One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese,
Yet the plural of moose should never be meese.

You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice,
Yet the plural of house is houses, not hice.
If the plural of man is always called men,
Why shouldn't the plural of pan be called pen?

If I speak of my foot and show you my feet,
And I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet?
If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth,
Why shouldn't the plural of booth be called beeth?

Then one may be that, and three would be those,
Yet hat in the plural would never be hose,
And the plural of cat is cats, not cose.

We speak of a brother and also of brethren,
But though we say mother, we never say methren.
Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him,
But imagine the feminine: she, shis and shim!

Let's face it - English is a crazy language.
There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England. We take English for granted, but if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square, and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham.
Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend.
If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?
If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
Sometimes I think all the folks who grew up speaking Eng lish should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane.
In what other language do peopl e recite at a play and play at a recital?
We ship by truck but send cargo by ship.
We have noses that run and feet that smell.
We park in a driveway and drive in a parkway.
And how can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?
You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out, and in which an alarm goes off by going on.
So if Father is Pop, how come Mother isn't Mop?

The last time I saw a piece like this I was in junior high. I saw it yet again my senior year when I was in Honors English. This is a timeless classic that I hold in high regard. And just so you know, it is the most.

Date: 07:34:08 on Sunday, November 09, 2008
Name: MASKED BASTARD
Subject: Get it right, ASSHOLE.

What kind of sick, twisted people would raise should a miserable asshole like Thomas Hardy aka the no life-having coward, bisexual butt-fucker, fart-sniffer, scrotum licker?

Satanists.

Exactly. Indy is a child of the devil.

(pronounced as one demon)

Indy professes to the MASKED his BASTARD...

I no longer hate you. I now admire you and have changed my entire thoughts about you. You took a ban to beat Def's ass verbally. You are the man. I hereby apologize sincerely for everything I have done against you and every stupid name I have called you. I now admire you. You are my hero.

Time will tell...

Masked Bastard kicked ass today! He deserves this!

Words got posted, feelings got hurt and now this corny-ass time out. I knew it was coming, but I did what I had to do to let that old man know that I will not be disrespected online or in R/T. Now, in most cases with elderly people I bow respectfully to them. Any old guy I see, I give them respect because they are one of many elders and I value their insight on life. Not to say that DEF doesn’t have any experience; I’m quite certain he’s been around awhile and he’s knowledgeable on many things. But the way he carries himself is shitty. I looked at him as an elder, even though he is a dickhead. When I first came to the Mental Ward and DEF was fucking with Indy, I gave DEF respect even when he had already lumped me in with Indy and the whole scat thing and never asked a single question bout who I was and where I was from. That’s how I got to him. He just brushed me off like some whole other body that he can look down his nose at.

I know the archives are fucked up, but any good detective knows that before I joined the ranks of academia, I mentioned back in late 2007 that I had worked for the New Jersey State Police private security forces before 9/11. They trained us on how to gather information. The only security I do now is at bikini bars and night clubs. And in all honesty, I did not know that DEF was a “Jew”. I was just shooting blind until I hit something. I didn’t even know that Indy had been abused as a child (no disrespect to you, Indy). I was just firing shots in the dark based on analyzing countless posts for weeks on end. DEF had this arrogance about him that I had seen in this Jewish fellow I once knew years ago. He was running a business scam where he got kids fresh out of high school to solicit and sell unlicensed products like toys and collectables to anybody dumb enough to buy them. This same Jewish guy later moved on to co-owning a modeling agency, which was a racket to get people’s money and no real work in the industry. DEF reminded me of that guy so much. The Jewish guy is still in business; when last I heard he was involved in a “stuff envelopes at home scam”.

In a funny way, DEF is like a scam. He cons you into believing he’s knowledgeable and then he turns around and spits right in your face right before he runs off laughing. DEF is the type of man who will shake your hand and pat you on the back like he’s cool with you, when he’s really feeling where he should put the knife. Again, I bow respectfully elders; if I see an elder coming into the bar, I hold the door for him and I get him a seat and make sure he gets a good table. I show respect because I do know that those before me paved the way so that I can teach English, bounce at bikini bars and work with the state police. But, I see DEF as a disgrace to old people. An old ass man still acting like a teenager. It’s really sad. And that’s why I did what I did at the Ward.

I saw DEF as just another chump who hasn’t learned anything. I see DEF as a counterproductive fuckwad who is set in his ways, who flaps his gums about intelligence and doesn’t do it his damn self. He’s a hypocrite and an unlearned cowardly old man. He talks a good one, but his actions tell a different story. Young people don’t respect their elders and I can see why. DEF is a perfect example of why these young kids today are so disrespectful and fucked up in the head. It’s elders like DEF who encourage this fucked up behavior.

If DEF continues to disrespect me, I will continue to go at him until I can’t go at him anymore. I swear it upon the Book of Bastard. One of the key points I learned in Aikido is endurance. Another is redirecting my attackers negative energy back at him. Online I just want to defend myself from all points of my circle and all point around my center. The only thing I guess I haven’t carried over yet is the art of protecting my attacker from injury while defending myself. And just so you know, it is the most…you’ll ever get out of me.

Go for it guy. Both def and indy need to be gone once and for all, especially def, he's a very sick and disgusting piece of shit. When he goes his little buttboy the rodent will go with him, and that's fine with me.

As for your ammunition for attack it's too bad loser lewis put a kibosh on the heritage thing. Deffy hates it. He's ashamed of it. His people were collaborators in the war. That's one of the reasons he's so anti God.

All these years that Def has stalked people and posted their information, and he whines about a stupid joke pic or two, and the world shuts down for him LMAO. Note: I am NOT sayin this against Linz or Sandy. They have to protect their site. I am saying this about Def, the crybaby.

Heckling Sandy is a bitch move on his part. All I asked that rat motherfucker to do is come to thereefchat so that we can settle this. Instead, he runs away from the fight and into the company of the Mods for paid protection. He's part of the racket over there. The Mods let that old fart do whatever he wants for too long and now he's creating problems and they pretend like they're afraid to do anything about it.

Well, regardless of his contributions, I could care less about time-outs and all that other bullshit. He's a moving target and I'm going to take him out. SO whatever happens happens and that's why I take that old man's heart. I'm asking that rat bitch to have a straight up fight and he runs to the Mods; I POSSESS his soul, just so you know.

...just plain old eaten shit?

You're breaking the first demandment, asshole.

Cause it ain't cool!

What the fuck, man?

Let's take a vote:

How many people think I should continue to shread up DEF's blistered asshole, rice grain dick and micro ballsack with verbal razors until his DEPENDS are soaked with BLOOD and mars sauce?


[ ] DO IT! WASTE THAT OLD FUCKER.
[ ] STOP. HE'S HAD ENOUGH.
[ ] WHO IS THIS "DEF" YOU SPEAK OF?

Continued on December 2008...

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