Denizen Profiles
of
MASKED BASTARD
This mysterious Denizen first surfaced in late 2000 at Bianca.com. There
he took on handles such as BILL SHIT, Little Susie Cheesehole, PINWORM, Mike
Hendrick, Indy, HUSSEIN and many others before he left Bianca's in mid 2004.
MB returned to the interwebs in late 2007 at thereef.ws. Since then MB has
been making his BASTARDSHIP known with his TEN DEMANDMENTS. He is known
for his many valedictions and cynical posts, which sometimes get him banned or
timed out.
Indy the Great
In a word: FAILURE. A FUCKED UP individual
most known for various handle names and breaking just about every Demandment in
the Book of Bastard. Indy has be the key victim of a number of MB's verbal
assaults and continues to disgust, angry and surprise the MASKED his BASTARD.
Although first perceived as a redneck racist, Indy is really a cool
down-to-earth French Cajun fellow with a love for creative writing, a knack for
poetry and an unyielding lust for hardcore EFRO.
Other known handle names: Henry Splattington, Ronald "Butch" Defeo, Jimmy Swaggert, Hank Splatters, Leroy Cleophus Washington Jones, Sharice Turnipseed, Thomas Hardy, Doritha Vinegiggle, Shawankwa Muffenmealseed, Inferno's Manboobs, Noodlemunch Pregopepper, Hi Karate, Karyn, WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW and the list goes on...
@Devil's Cool {{{FIRESTORM}}}
DEF is one of the oldest (and we do mean oldest)
Reef Denizens around. He had been the chief Denizen in a number of heated
debates and arguments. It is said that DEF provides money to the Reef (now
The Mental Ward Rehab website).
MASKED BASTARD was first introduced to "Thee Thy and I" in October of 2007.
At first MB admired DEF's willfulness to attack Indy without mercy or care.
Then DEF turned his attention to trying to pick apart the MASKED his BASTARD.
Big no-no. Even though he was in a heated battle with
Indy the Great at the time, MB put that to the
side and concentrated on completely and utterly destroying DEF with words.
DEF still makes comments about MB and many others and MB has made it his goal to
crush DEF until there is nothing but bones left.
Characters/words/numbers he overuses: 2, 4, er, eh, re, dat, eye, ur, nuff, ifen, C, O, U, Y, B, TOS, IP, IQ, R/T, LMAO, Me thinks, fake Indy, BOMB, Mods, thee, thy, I, R, pay close attention, Johnny come lately, Cathy~Lickers, Denial is not a river in Egypt, 2Day in Cardiff by the Sea
Other known handle names:
DEVIL's ER0TIC FIRESTORM, DEF,
@SATAN`s VEN()M`s {{{ FyreSTORM }}}
daBOMB
Fellow Denizen Brother of the
MASKED BASTARD, daBOMB is known for pissing off DEF
and posting using anonymous handles to bring wreck to all who hate on him.
BOMB is often the topic of many of DEF's posts,
though his interweb whereabouts have been in question as of late.
Sadie
MASKED BASTARD's female partner in crime at one
point.
Sadie
has been around for quite some time under differnet handle names. She is
one of the only female Denizens to take down DEF
in a single thread based on old posts. Bravo, Sadie.
Other known handle names: Bonnie Parker, Magda
Henry
He is owner/operator/moderator of The Mental Ward
Rehab website, formerly a message board of the same name at The Reef ws.
Other known handle names: Mental Ward Rehab, Webmaster
Lewis
He is a Mod for Henry at the Ward. Little
is known about him, but he does not like DEF.
Other known handle names: Mental Ward Rehab, Webmaster
Sandy
She is the sweetheart and resident babysitter of the ReefChat. After
thereef.ws got turned over to Henry in
2009, Sandy continued
running websites under BeachBum Properties. She also moderates the mirror
site of theReef.ws (now MWR), theReefChat. Sandy
is the secret lover of Linz Mondello.
Indy
Not be be confused with the Original Aussie Indy,
this guy is a worthless waste of internet space and a known pest at various
message boards and forums. Many attempts have been made to stamp out this
useless husk of flesh, but the fucker is like a cockroach.
Other known handle names: nd
Linz Mondello
Sandy's secret lover. Linz first got in bed with Sandy over at thereefchat.com. Linz later opened up "Mondello's Madhouse" and sent MB an
invite. At first MB was reluctant to come because of tensions with Indy
the great. After talking with Sandy, MB joined up with Linz, Sadie, Sandy,
up@ and the rest of the reefchat crew. Linz currently runs his own
practice and works out of his home office. He loves cigars, microbuses and
diet coke.