Masked Bastard

in

The Mental Ward Rehab

May 2008

This is what you get when Grandpa's electric scooter won't fit in the elevator.

Video removed.

No, really, how many does it take... :)

These are some nurses who dealt with Grandpa Def last century. I know it sucks, but he out lived all of them.

you know better....

I know worse too.

I've been there and it juggles huge man-cock.

You're just sorry they do not cater to peeps as you who need shit to get off on.

sound like old man DEF so shut the fuck up before I proceed to bust both those asses like the Catholic priests and nuns that raised your blister-covered assholes and sodomized you like a heretic Protestant before the Council of Trent.

The Battle Begins...

Seems much fun is being made of my Surfing and Dancing these days By Bored Net addicted peeps

Masked Bandit lives life for Shit Eating and making Sex out of Shit - That is his fate re R/T

the BOMB now calls Masked Bandit his Brother - and of course the BOMB can only get women by rape/molesting/ and of course anon posts to harass women of the Reef/DCJ/Bianca/

asram has gone from Junkie to AA to constant dance with his bottle of Everclear which he prefers to a live real women.

Lewis seems to find the net more fun then r/t with children

Now about Dance I do - I took Hustle lessons but and looking up for you define of Hustle :The Hustle (Disco) is a member of the Swing family and is like the West Coast Swing in pattern. It has a distinct flavor utilizing flamboyant Disco-style music. Its great accomplishment was to bring partner-style dancing back into vogue among nightclub dancers in the 70's. Hustle is a fast, smooth dance, with the lady spinning almost constantly, while her partner draws her close and sends her away."

The dance itself is fun EXCEPT for the too much of the Sending her away part - and the real downside of Hustle is its done to Disco and that music is is is - one gets real sick of Disco Real Fast.

Girls tend to wear LESS for the Hustle so there is a Plus and Minus to such dancing - rare I do Hustle

I should make note that its rare to find dancers in Swing or Rocka Billy DRINKING too much - Very Rare to point that it almost NEVER happens - One cannot do the moves re accurate tyming and keep up the Aerobic pace and drink - Nor would any gal put up with some guy who smells like a brewery or bar fly -

I still get kissed on Cheek and several times on Lips at the end of a dance by a gal who is just so happy she cannot contain her joy - Ya all do NOT have to believe me but take note of the multiple TV shows very popular re Dancing these days.

I dare anyone to define a way to walk up to a gal you have never met who is dressed to the 9's and is just waiting to be asked to do something - Waiting for a guy to ask her for something - Dance is about the only thing I can think of that fits that role - And there is a 100% chance that at the end of that dance IF you have any skill at all - You are guaranteed of getting one hell of a hug.

And that is from a Gal you have no clue re name -

The kisses on Lips is maybe 6-8 times a year from someone new - far more often from friends of course - but U cannot name any other activity where there is a chance in hell its going to happen from a Sober gal you have never met -

But hey if you get off with ur keyboard good luck LMAO

Surfing is somewhat a solitary sport - Sure you know all around you and have to watch out for each other or your going to get sliced and diced by the other peeps board - Its super healthy and lots of fun and we eat far more Shark Tacos then get bitten by Sharks

So for u all who are stuck on Keyboards/Computer and missing real life with real women - Learn to Dance cause there are frankly far more women at any dance and more dudes are needed - And its a kick to have a gal ask me to dance - What are the chances some gal you have never met is going to come up to you and 5 minutes later give you a big Hug? Not unless you buy her as a Prostitute LoL

It seems to be Full 100% Summer here - Music Festivals have started big time - Major one of two days this weekend - Beer Gardens and far too many dances on Friday and Sat re need for clone but I can get in 3 Venues on Friday and 3 to 4 on Sat as well as the Adams Street festival - Life be real real good and money keeps flowing in so no comment on the $4/gal gas which is even beyond $4 around town here - Its just chump change in life

Here you are again posting a Star Wars opening crawl of a message about how your fine tuned elderly senses have observed the
various behaviors of folks here at the Ward.  Question?  What makes you any less of a GODDAMN imp than the ones who post using anonymous handles? 
Your IP shows up here more than an Atlantic City whore's beaver UnDER the FUCKING boardwalk, for FUCK'S SAKE.

And this thing about DaBOMB: please, give it a rest.  His page isn't even up anymore and you're still PISSING and MOANING about how you hands you
your tired, wrinkly ass on a daily basis.

Let's be real about one thing:

And yet here you are again, babbling on and on, trying to cover all the bases and all of the subjects and not focusing on the problem at
hand:

That you are a miserable old fool who has nothing better to do than make BULLSHIT comments about people online you hardly know about in the first place.

BLAH, BLAH, BLAH on and on, over and over again

the same old stupid bullshit spewed by the same old fossil with the same old handle name with the same old large font and the say old Billy O'Reily attitude.

Here's an interesting challenge, Grandpa.  Tell me and
the Ward how you ever plan to

SHUT THE FUCK UP

and I'll consider your posts important enough to actively take my time and read without using FireFox's Ctrl F "Find in this page" function just to see if you're still trying to bust The Masked your Bastard's ball sac.

Sink your pink gums into that, you toothless, balding, power
scooter-riding mother fucker.

For U its all about Eating Shit and having Sex with Shit

And ur still pissed your Lover Fake Indy got banned at Reef

So enjoy ur evening of crawling around in Sewers for ur Sewer Thrills

You were stalking Fake Indy, asshole.  You were the one trying to find out where he lives so you can ream him in his CORNHOLE, so you can just SHUT THEE FUCK UP with that inaccurate BULLSHIT.

Who's gonna mash up your peas, Grandpa? 
Who's going to change your GODDAMN DEPENDS after you PISS and SHIT on yourself in the middle of the night?  I know what the orderlies do to you at night.  So BLAH, BLAH, BLAH  Masked Bastard does this and that for thrills. 
 

DEF old man you got to get some new material. 

You're starting to sound like a really old and senile TOM GREEN, minus the dead raccoon and the wireless microphone.

I can compete with you forever, ASSHOLE.  How long can you go without having a stroke or heart attack?  Are you really like a Devil's Cool?  Or are you jsut the Devil's BUTTER DUMPSTER, WEEKEND SATANIST BITCH???? We'll let the Reef decide.

And if you want your BUTTLOVER INDY, he's over at the Net Hideaway still posting FBI threats to you because he just can't get enough of that double circumcised, Cajun COCK in your toothless mouth, can you MOTHERFUCKER????!!!

Senile, wrinkled up with spit dribbling down your shirt!!!!  You GODDAMN FOSSIL!!!  Make sure you get your Social Security Check out of the mailbox before the orderly forge and then no vending machine money for you!!!!!!

I thought that was me?

Whats a matter...you got dementia or something?

Of course it includes you as well.

U the BOMB and Masked Bastard hung out on the Shit eating forum aka Dump

I never hung out with no GODDAMN LINZ
MONDELLO.  Don't even try to lump me in with that FUCKING Martian.

Later on...down the thread...

thanks lady...we've never ever had a problem that I know of...we've always been able to talk and have fun...(care for a Dew?)...I consider you a fiend...and I don't think any of us can have too many (family) or friends...to help us get through our life...

Def there when he's not into his flaming persona is decent to talk too..but he has a problem like a little kid when told no...he screams..throws temper tantrums..kicks his feet and cries until he gets gis way..I hope someday he grows up...after all most kids do grow out of that me me me age into adults..so hopefully there is hope for Def..we can only hope..

He's had centuries to grow up and behave like an adult, but it looks like we'll have to wait another millennium for that.

Much, much later...

I see some new pics of you floating out there.. God you really look old and fraile... :)

Like this one?

Her name was Maria. She divorced him for irreconcilable antiquity.

and wondering...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=g2DvPkA5oAc

def needs to quit talking so much about shit and child molesting, among other things.

Agreed. Takes one to know one.

Take away his power scooter.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNnXOkto548

Posted on PW's site and since eye have no tyme to drop off a message 4 just here this will help entertain ya all here who be looking 4 such

Subject: Aliens who have Head up Queens Asshole Ca Au

Soon eye will head out 4 Super Long Day/Nite Fun



Adams Street Festival about 15 minutes South and tad East of me. Then back home for Shower and up to Carlsbad for Coyote Bar and Grill for Zydeco Blues Patrol and about 100 Friends out in open air venue one block from Ocean with Firepits - Then back South to Tio Leo's for Sue Palmers Swing Band - While I will keep my body moving with Gals Bodies ya all will be couch potatoes with Arteries going hard which brings on Cellulite in Mass of Lumps and Bumps and Canyons and Alhimizers re brain oxygen drain etc



So a few moments on the fears of Yowie - PW for all of Yowies faults and they be many as the fact is she was NOT rasied normal by a Mother - She in general tries to be honest except her honesty is often preverted - Yet when I state as I will she will agree that I am being honest so here goes




Yowie not "ME" came into Net to Insult/Flame me from the get go - I had NO CLUE who she was and she fired away full blast with a pile of Shit/Crap/ She in fact Stalked "ME" by her vary DEF~initions - She and her brother even conspired to set up a Scam to get me banned from the Ward re the No Family Flame rule -- Their Plan lasted less then 8 hours when Owner of Forum figured out what was going on



So that said - Ya all in Canada and Australia are NOT used to full Freedoms of Citizenship anf for Sure have limits WE do not have Re free Speech and Free Thought and Free Expression



Ya all grew up thinking the Queen was more better then u could ever be or something of that order



So let me make this 100% Clear - If I chose to make a phone call? I R Free to do that in USA and it is where the Server is located



The USA Constitution TRUMPS some other guys rules and laws as override and there are several USA Super Court decisions that back me up



Yowie damn well knows she has much to be ashamed of - I can point out her recent failure of her bad track recored re former Business Partner --She then becomes one of Anna's Anal Warts - One day she will discover what others in Anna's family have discovered




PW who the fuck do you think has the rite to tell me I cannot be curious and use my curiosity? Well hell u will not read this far down anyway unless someone points someThing out LMAO



Yowie and Lolita Delivers will howSomEver and my case and points are made and Yowie and others get upset and well thats cool with "Me"



Yowie U started it not me - Lolita Delivers Started it NOT Me - I have no need to finish any game - but playing the game is most fun



Oh this is being sent on Old IBM Thinkpad thats not so good with broad band but those who pay close attention with trackers of high quality notice I never even look with graphics on this machine but when I WANT too - They then see me using a T1 line for that looking - I own/lease two TI's and have 2 ISDN lines which none of u have a clue about nor Y eye would - and have Cable of two sources and a few do see me using Time Warner Cable on occasion if they have a good tracker - Like the Reef Key tracker which is NOT offfered up to any of you to use -



Some serious advantages to this IBM Thinkpad that is ULTRA Secure re any possible attempt at being fucked with from outside - after all I do have a few out there that keep trying to drop me off this and that - Not possible sending me anything no matter how bright they be given the connection issue they run in2 when they try LMAO



Its also a FAST FAST Super Fast Highway when all the Graphics are blocked with Firefox blocks so i only see Text unless I want to view other stuff






Ya all now continue to get Lumpy and Bumpy with Canyons and Valleys of Cellulite while on Key Board or Couch watching TV eh

Oh gawd, now you're repeating yourself.

blah blah blah blah

there ya go again def. get out, breath, live for a while. don't let the goings on in a chat site or two consume your every waking moment and thought.

Save it, lmao. Grandpa still has to prove his one thousand year old point and that could take a lifetime to post.

great, just what we all need, more of his bullshit posts.

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