Masked Bastard

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The Mental Ward Rehab

July 2008


Mod Lewis mistakes childbirth vid for scat vid...go figure.


 
Date: 13:20:23 on Tuesday, July 08, 2008
Name: Mental Ward Rehab
Subject: masked Bastard

you know better..do it again and you are out of here..

 

 
Date: 22:52:31 on Wednesday, July 09, 2008
Name: MASKED BASTARD
Subject: Re: masked Bastard

Yes, what DID I do?

 

Date: 11:40:36 on Thursday, July 10, 2008
Name: Lewis
Subject: Re: masked Bastard

shit picks are not allowed..no excuse...I deleted it..the ward is not a place to post that stuff..you have the dump for those pics..you can not post them here...

 

Date: 17:37:58 on Wednesday, July 09, 2008
Name: MASKED BASTARD
Subject: You've got to be a real loser

to pretend to be Fake Indy. Fake Indy was a pile of shit. You are shit taking a shit. Your vapor, fart hammer, ass-licker...WHAT A SHIT LOAD OF FUCK your life is.

 

Date: 18:25:03 on Wednesday, July 09, 2008
Name: Lewis
Subject: Re: You've got to be a real loser

my only statement is..did you read what I posted lower as the MWR mod?

other that that..have fun..*g*..

 


 
Date: 22:53:45 on Wednesday, July 09, 2008
Name: MASKED BASTARD
Subject: Re: Lewis

What did you post? Give me the link.

 

Date: 11:42:13 on Thursday, July 10, 2008
Name: Lewis
Subject: Re: Lewis

I answered below..and you did see it and questioned it..so I'll repost my answer here...so you can not miss it either...

shit pic are not allowed..no excuse...I deleted it..the ward is not a place to post that stuff..you have the dump for those pics..you can not post them here...


Date: 18:52:40 on Thursday, July 10, 2008
Name: MASKED BASTARD
Subject: Linz Mondello is a Indy the Great rip-off

What a sorry-ass loser shithead to want to be like Indy the great. You suck, Linz. With that FUCKED UP Roy Munson COMB-OVER.

 

 
Date: 19:01:58 on Thursday, July 10, 2008
Name: Linz Mondello
Subject: Re: Linz Mondello is a Indy the Great rip-off

Now you are really spouting shit out your mouth bastard..better shut it before you really make more of a fool of yourself than you already have!

 

Date: 19:05:54 on Thursday, July 10, 2008
Name: MASKED BASTARD
Subject: If i spout SHIT....

You're the FUCKING SEWAGE TREATMENT plant.


 
Date: 19:23:31 on Thursday, July 10, 2008
Name: Linz Mondello
Subject: Re: If i spout SHIT....

Who meeeee???? I am just me Linz Mondello...Sandys secret lover!


Date: 13:41:30 on Thursday, July 10, 2008
Name: MASKED BASTARD
Subject: Okay Lewis

1. You didn't even bother to look at the video posted.

2. If you don't know the difference between childbirth and a bowel movement, then you don't need to moderator period.

3. You don't have to admit that you were wrong, ASSHOLE.  Just rest assured that people know it, even if delusional losers like yourself won't realize it.

I know poo pics aren't allow here and I would never post them.  You know my IP address.  You know how to click on links embedded from YouTube to see
what the video is called.  Stop being a FUCKING RETARD, Lewis.

 
Date: 18:38:53 on Thursday, July 10, 2008
Name: Henry
Subject: Childbirth videos aren't appropriate either...

Post them on your board if you must, but we don't want it in here.

Thanks.

 

Date: 18:47:07 on Thursday, July 10, 2008
Name: MASKED BASTARD
Subject: Re: Childbirth videos aren't appropriate either...

Should've said that in the beginning, genius. I was wrong for thinking you erased it. I can admit that. I was wrong and that was my mistake. But Lewis...what the HAIRY ARMPIT FUCK is up with him?

 

Date: 14:17:14 on Thursday, July 10, 2008
Name: Lewis
Subject: Re: Okay Lewis

now MB..it was deleted again..post something like that again...

you will get time..got it???

 

Date: 18:50:50 on Thursday, July 10, 2008
Name: MASKED BASTARD
Subject: Re: FUCK OFF, Lewis

I got it, Lewis. I got the video of you jerking off to reruns of Everybody Loves Raymond. Fuck off, mod boy. You're just a CHICKENSHIT DENIZEN and just a mere step down from a Rat. Keep on being the chief custodian of Henry's GODDAMN ASSHOLE.


A brief battle with Henry...

Date: 12:00:17 on Thursday, July 10, 2008
Name: MASKED BASTARD
Subject: Henry claims I posted a poo pic

when I didn't. I don't do my SHIT stuff here at the Reef.  Beach Queen Sandy (God bless her lovely and sexy soul) made that very clear to me way back when.  Henry, on what thread did I post a poo pic? Huh? All I've done in the last few days was post a link from YouTube and YouTube doesn't
allow that stuff.  Henry, if you're looking for a reason to get rid of me, stop making up reasons and just do the shit.  Don't play these STUPID GAMES with the MASKED your BASTARD.  I don't take SHIT from Fake Indy, DEF or YOU.  You've got a gripe with me?  Stop erasing the evidence that points to the crime.  I don't give a FUCK if you're the moderator/owner.  When I'm wrong, I'm wrong.  I can handle that.  But when you threaten me and show no proof of my offense, you're FULL of SHIT.


 

Again, show me the evidence of a thread with a poo pic.  Or else, FUCK OFF.

 

Date: 18:34:53 on Thursday, July 10, 2008
Name: Henry
Subject: Shut up, retard

I didn't delete anything of yours.

Using a bigger font and capitalising certain words only makes you look like more of a dickhead.

How old are you, 8?

 

Date: 18:45:40 on Thursday, July 10, 2008
Name: MASKED BASTARD
Subject: Re: Shut up, retard

FUCK YOU, Buddy. You should have made it clear from the start that childbirth videos were no welcome. You can side with Lewis all you want, ASSHOLE.

 

Date: 18:50:37 on Thursday, July 10, 2008
Name: Henry
Subject: Why would anyone think

that a childbirth video is appropriate for a board like this one?

Lewis apologised for mis-identifying the video, but he was still correct to delete it in my opinion. If you want to carry on acting like a dick over it, that's your choice.

 

Date: 18:55:45 on Thursday, July 10, 2008
Name: MASKED BASTARD
Subject: Re: Why would anyone think

Well, Henry. Lewis DID NOT FUCKING apologize. Maybe he deleted that post too. And FYI: all types of twisted SHIT is posted at this board, and you don't do a GODDAMN thing about it. We can post gay SHIT and a gif of a badger with a swinging DICK, but something natural like childbirth is forbidden?

Okay, your board, your rules. But you can SUCK MY DICK, you STUPID FUCKER. FUCK YOUR OPINION. There I voiced mine. Without of crazy MOTHERFUCKERS, you won't have a forum. So you can SHUT RIGHT THE FUCK UP, bitch.

 

Date: 18:58:26 on Thursday, July 10, 2008
Name: Henry
Subject: I don't think you're a crazy motherfucker

just a sad and lonely individual with some Lone Ranger mask fixation shtick that was mildly amusing for the first 5 minutes last year.

 

Date: 19:00:30 on Thursday, July 10, 2008
Name: MASKED BASTARD
Subject: Re: I don't think you're a crazy motherfucker

You are far from smart, Ratboy. If you got the goods on me, then BRING IT. Or else shut the FUCK Up.

 

Date: 19:02:38 on Thursday, July 10, 2008
Name: Henry
Subject: I don't have any "goods" on you

and I'm not sure I'd want to... I can only speak from what I've seen of you around here.

And it seems you are a twat :)

 


 
Date: 19:08:08 on Thursday, July 10, 2008
Name: MASKED BASTARD
Subject: Re: I don't have any "goods" on you

You don't know the definition of TWAT, you GODDAMN SEMEN SPURT on the sandy shore of the Reef. You make puke covered shit look like dessert.

 

Date: 19:09:29 on Thursday, July 10, 2008
Name: Henry
Subject: Are you running...

an automated "limp flame" program? You need to beef it up a little, you're starting to sound like a faggot.

 

Date: 19:39:20 on Thursday, July 10, 2008
Name: MASKED BASTARD
Subject: Re: Are you running...

Okay, Henry. It was a nice chat, but geez. You got nothing better to do than flaming your own board, trying to look the MASKED your BASTARD in the eyes?

I'm telling you--like I've told these other motherfuckers--that nobody is worthy to see the BASTARD's face (maybe Sandy and former Rat Sir G), but you, Henry my bitch boy, are not.

I know you're tied down and can't leave home and all, but that's no reason to take it out on me. You should have thought about that before you settled down, now your stupid ass is trapped.

You're living proof why pigs from the same litter shouldn't fuck. I'll end it right, H. You can have the last word like a little bitch.


Date: 17:58:05 on Friday, July 11, 2008
Name: MASKED BASTARD
Subject: The MASKED your BASTARD is not mocked

 

Know this well. For it is the beginning of your DOOM.

Before I have posted the 10 Demandments, and yet loose-lipped, agents of anus continue to break the tantamount ten.  The dumbed down ignorance and obliviousness of the Reef disgusts me to no end.  We've got that Roy Munson looking motherfucker Linz Mondello who thinks he's in love with Sandy.  We've got Grandpa DEF aka @Devil's Cool {{{FIRESTORM}}}, who thinks he know everything about everybody and talks in a alien serious citizen dialect that only most marine life and some domesticated animals understand.  We've got a guy overseas who thinks he is Indy the Great and the other Indy too.  We've got that KING SHIT half mod/half fecal dispenser janitor Lewis who doesn't know the difference between a woman giving birth and a woman taking a dump.


How far has the Reef fallen?  I am here to say that I don't give a FAT FETISH FUCK.  Really, I don't.  But, as I said before, the tantamount ten will be followed and obeyed or serious consequences will follow the offenses.  If you ASSHOLES got it out for me that bad, you should do nothing else, save one thing:

 


Visit
THE BASTARD BOARD

of the
MASKED BASTARD

 

Because it must.

 

Date: 22:05:15 on Friday, July 11, 2008
Name: Pretty Woman
Subject: Re: The MASKED your BASTARD is not mocked

Did you say all of that without taking a breath?

heh...thanks for the larff.

 


Date: 13:41:14 on Friday, July 11, 2008
Name: dashawn washington
Subject: why is MB so fascinated with poop?

wuz up wid dat??

 


 
Date: 14:01:10 on Friday, July 11, 2008
Name: Stump
Subject: Re: why is MB so fascinated with poop?

He wants to be like Indy

 


 
Date: 17:37:48 on Friday, July 11, 2008
Name: MASKED BASTARD
Subject: Re: Stump

You're wrong, FUCK NUTS. This queer wants to be like



Indy

 

Date: 18:04:54 on Friday, July 11, 2008
Name: Jade DaWalla
Subject: Re: Stump

Wrong shitface..that IS the real Indy!

NOW LIVE WITH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 


 
Date: 21:25:30 on Saturday, July 12, 2008
Name: MASKED BASTARD
Subject: Re: Jade

The correct term is DEAL WITH IT, sperm depository.


Date: 21:29:38 on Saturday, July 12, 2008
Name: MASKED BASTARD
Subject: Indy the Great's Earlier Writings (which SUCK btw)

 

Anybody remember this steaming pile of PUKE and SHIT?


 


Darkness. Damp coolness. I am barely conscious. I cannot move. My will is not my own. My body melts into the soil around me. It is the edge of the face of the Duchess, as her pink shame blends and smoothes itself into the pale green landscape beyond. There is little difference between my body and the soil while I sleep. Outside, the blinding, mocking light of that remembrance of the holy searches me out. It roams the earth as if a great eye wandering to and fro, seeking out which of us to destroy.
I do not need my flesh to rove. I can feel them, see them. The waves of turmoil cascade over my face, and I can sense the disturbances. They two are in the tower, planning and plotting. They are weak and mortal.
I think of the centuries I have seen. Most of the history of man is laced and marked with the landmark of war, of murder and blood and death on the ground. I have seen enough of death. There is no love. There is neither glory nor honor. There is no loyalty and no friendship. All is black, and I have learned that lesson well. All is hatred, and violence, and malice. Brother kills brother. Friend hates friend. Peace is a quaint illusion devised by those who would motivate others to wage their wars.
The bloodlust comes near dusk. I am empty and feeble. The blood is the life of the animal, and I must suck its substance and nourishment into my hollowed cavity. When the rosy fingers of the Sun begin to withdraw from the sanctity of the day, like he has withdrawn his mercy and care from me, then does my time come.
I remember, ages ago, millennia, the hot zephyr burning my cheeks as I walked upon the sands of Egypt. Nile waters splashed and frolicked on the shores, making their tinkling sound as I stood in the mud of the banks. The mud sucked at my feet, enveloping them in warm, wet comfort. I threw pebbles into the river.
I was a man in the esteem of my culture -- twenty years of age. I was on an errand for my mother. She wanted me to walk to the river and draw two buckets of water to cook with. I could hardly refuse. Our culture respected parents, unlike this modern one.
I had strolled down to the Nile through the narrow, disorganized, dirt streets of my little town. I had walked through the tiny marketplace, listening to the sellers shout out their wares, and listening to the buyers shout about the prices. I had passed the slaves eating their lunch, pausing from their incessant labor at the pyramids.
The pyramids were eternal, are eternal. They have no beginning, no end, no middle. They are always being imagined, always being built, always being completed. They stand, monuments to mankind’s progress and vanity, pointing upward accusingly at the gods. The pyramids are eternal like me.
I stood at the edge of the Nile and watched, like Buddha, its eternal flow. All of the individual droplets of water, pieces unto themselves, merged, blended, into larger droplets, and larger, and larger, into one, one flowing river. The river was one, yet it moved and disappeared. It was directly before me, yet miles from me. All of the water blended into one, and I was a part of that Nile.
Date: 14:57:00 on Monday, July 21, 2008
Name: 3 cheers
Subject: Does @Devil's tantrum sink the final coffin nail?

What do you think folks?
Love him, hate him tolerate him or laugh at him, He did keep the Reef lively with his unique POVs.
I understand why he is boycotting the Ward but since PW has shut her board he doesn't seem to post anywhere although there are other venues available to him here.
Maybe Henry and/or Sandy should consider reopening Rants and Raves which was a palce he liked.
It's not just Deffy, almost no one is posting anything much lately.
If I ran this site I find a way to have an open relatively unmoderated forum in which even the banned would be allowed to post. A clean slate but with subsequent permanent banning for infractions a threat. Maybe it could be called the "Amnesty Forum".
Maybe I should have posted this elsewhere on the site but the Ward has been my home here for a long time and it is where I feel most comfortable.

 

Date: 17:21:45 on Monday, July 21, 2008
Name: MASKED BASTARD
Subject: Re: Does @Devil's tantrum sink the final coffin na

I personally got fed up hearing DEF complain and watching him squirm. Thank God Grandpa has passed on.


Date: 05:45:21 on Tuesday, July 22, 2008
Name: Mental Ward Rehab
Subject: Caption Contest - Big Prize!

Best caption wins a year's free and unlimited use of Google's search engine

 

Date: 14:26:41 on Tuesday, July 22, 2008
Name: MASKED BASTARD
Subject: Re: Spare me the prize...

I wantz muh cheezburger!!!


Date: 20:17:52 on Thursday, July 24, 2008
Name: Thomas Hardy
Subject: Masked Bastard, My Son

 

Date: 20:18:58 on Thursday, July 24, 2008
Name: Thomas Hardy
Subject: With God's Help, I Shall Try Again

 

Date: 04:09:29 on Friday, July 25, 2008
Name: MASKED BASTARD
Subject: I'm about to be very rich.

I am going to use your manuscript in my next screenplay. You can't prove it's yours and I'm going to sell the manuscript to Lion's Gate film studios. They will use your idea for a movie and I will be very rich.

I'm also going to use the voice MP3 you sent me as a ringtone and makes tons of cash off of your voice. Because it must. I have already copyrighted the manuscript as my own and I will use it.

Keep sending me more free ideas, asshole. It's so easy to get stories from you because you give your stuff away.

How's that for a NIGGER, you sunburn prone, Caucazoid uncreative ofay, closet homo, sexually confused, magnet for female rejection, geo duck eating pigfucker????


Date: 14:36:44 on Thursday, July 24, 2008
Name: MASKED BASTARD
Subject: @Devil's Rectum {{{SHITSTORM}}}

Greetings Douche Bags and Dong chasers:


It's time, once again, to analyze another post from old, senile Grandpa DEF, who seeks to spew his elderly, skin withering venom upon the masses.  Where have you been, DEF?  The place was kinda peaceful without you.  Now you're back and you're yammering on about the same old BULLSHIT that all abused seniors citizens at Nursing Houses do.  It's high time I handle this Eruo trash talker by taking his bingo chips, golf clubs and vending machine money all in one swift stroke: 

Masked Retarded said he does not take shit from Me and Others


You've been told this time and time again, Old Man.  You know how I feel about you and you got that SHIT right.  When you break any of the Ten Demandments, you're asking for trouble in the form of a red hot fire stove poker invading your thousand year old asshole.

 

Yet he fully admitted he lives for Corpophilla (Shit Eating)

It's spelled Coprophagia, FUCK NUTS. 
And only you would know about it being the inhuman, age-old beast that you are.  You take steroids and have a little dick; that's the price you pay for wanting to stay young.  Everybody shits, buddy.  Watching women take a dump, I do.  Eating feces, FUCK NO.  You still got it mixed up because all you do is dream about Indy the Great and all the belligerent things you could say to him to make yourself feel good about being an old fart, piece of shit who spent his youth with a shit-eating grin, trying to be cool (perhaps a Devil's Cool?).


Date: 14:43:07 on Thursday, July 24, 2008
Name: MASKED BASTARD
Subject: Def doesn't get people posting

He makes them wonder why he's so fucking whiny and senile and why he can't put a single coherent sentence together without resorting to blather and babble to make a point and get the last word like a unfulfilled little bitch.


Date: 14:41:03 on Thursday, July 24, 2008
Name: MASKED BASTARD
Subject: DEF is living in the past...

and who can blame Grandpa? His age proves it.


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