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December 2007

One more suggestion. If, God forbid, Sandy does close the reef, could we all pitch in to host a website that is basically the Ward, like www.ward.org? It would be a fora with all the same people? Dammit, through all of the years of hell and trolling, of battles with Def and Masked Bastard, of being called names and making up fake information about myself, I am gonna miss this damn place!

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Excuse me? Battles? You never finished what you started!!! You stopped posting; I never banned you from my board, so what's the excuse?

I have been obnoxious over the years. I have been rude, crude, and sometimes downright mean. I have been the ultimate forum troll. I want you all to know, though, the final truth about me. My name is Matt. I am a University Instructor (not a real professor yet) who is working on his PhD. I am also a writer who has two books published, but I cannot give my pen name because people would associate it with scatology. I want you all to know that, right now, from the cockles of my heart, I sincerely apologize to anyone and everyone I have ever done the slightest unkindness to, and I love you all very much.

But then again did I say that........I think?

So, a good looking female friend drove in from New Orleans Thursday night, and we made passionate love. Howsumever, there are also two other girls in town who are into me. So my question is, how do I handle all of this at once? Thanks.

I unbanned you in good faith, and you promised that you wouldn't start this shit again.

It's been a hectic few days, I'm tired and really don't need this. Over the last couple of days, some of us have been working hard to work out an alternative, and 99% of everyone else has been supportive and reinforcing the real Ward community spirit that I didn't think we'd see again. While you're the 1% still obsessing and making threats.

Guess which group of people won't be banned?

Should I start the tow truck?

What threats? The endgame stuff? Geez I was just joking. Sorry.

I'm only judging you on what goes on here. Your fetishes, alleged emails etc., are none of my business unless you bring it here.

I'd hoped that since everyone else is pulling together to work out solutions and pool e-mail addresses, that you might wait at least a few days after being unbanned before you start this crap again.

Obviously your obsession is more important than this site. And that's a shame.

Reef TOS

"Either threatening to post or actually posting a users real name, identity, or other information about them that could lead to their real identity being known, without their express permission is prohibited."

another Reef rule

"While r/t names, addresses and phone numbers are considered legally public information, the Reef does not support in posting it. Violators will be given a strike for every instance of posting pictures of Denizens, real names, addresses, phone numbers or other personally identifiable information. If this continues to be a problem because of proxy users, we will make the entire site non-proxy available, non-AOL usable, and non-WEBTV accessible."

Ward posted rule

"No posting RT information without permission (includes images and external links to such info)"

=======do you see room in the rules for a joke?

and to the other matter for review I can so no more until others complete there missions

I hope you know that one of the fondest memories more than one of us have had is the pic of you in that fez hat... I like the smoking jacket and pipes, personally.

Dude, you are a kick, albeit one with a nasty fetish.

I'm sure you are as relieved as I that you won't have to spend those student loans on helping Sandy out to keep The Reef alive. What a noble jesture that was.

Endgame delayed, chico!

*biowaste-hazaardsuited HUGS*
~Vol~

Fake Indy is just as bad as DEF, only DEF is true in his hate toward 'ol Matty Boy. Fake Indy is only lashing out at the world because of his rejections for sexual reassignment surgery.

[email protected]

that The Reef is closing?

The girl I slept with Thursday night did not want to come home with me again tonight. Damn.

Date: 11:30:58 on Sunday, December 09, 2007
Name: MASKED BASTARD
Subject: Re: Well, Did Not Go So Well Tonight

No nookie for you, buddy. Oh well, there's always the Fleshlight.

scam the faker pulled?

Date: 23:41:14 on Monday, December 17, 2007
Name: Indy the Great
Subject: Attention My Fans

for those of you like Masked Bastard and Def who are obsessed with me: I just recorded my voice, French accent and all, on an mp3 file. I will email it to you if you give me a valid email address.

You're full of sperm and Brundlefly's vomit drop, buddy. Nobody's afraid of you; you're just afraid of being banned, cut off and ignored.

You can do whatever you want, Fake Indy Attention Whore. Your greatest thrill in life is showing your manboobs at Mardi Gras for some beeds.

I once knew a girl from New Iberia and all she cared about was Britney Spears, cornbread and getting fingered by boys. I can only imagine how country and backwards you must be too.

La Nouvelle-Ibérie, you swamp-runnin' faggot. Remember that when you wake up face down in a Bayou of your own liquid-feces. (pronounced as one turd)




MORE BASTARD THAN MASKED

Wassa matter, Masked Bastard? Afraid to hear my real voice?

I have a MySpace and a YouTube account. Stop hdiing behind ISPs and proxies and break out with yours and I'll think about the very myth of your relevance in life for about the time it takes to view 1 frame of film...

Continue to put fear in Fake Indy's heart so that all may know there's sugar in his tank.



Because it must.

Like a Great Grand Father figure??

SNL's Grumpy Old Man owning multi-handled queer losers for fun...

"In my day we didn't have computers, the Web and online communities to terrorize former Bianca trolls like Fake Indy at The Reef; we used the pony express to post...AND WE LOVED and WE LIKED IT!!!"

I drive a brand new, black, Toyota Yaris. I got it washed today at Todd's Car Wash. I got the oil changed the other day at Nim's.

Living in Louisiana must suck. Do you have that southern drawl to your accent, Indy? "Does ya go bar-hoppin' in the quarter?" Stupid Cajan fucker.

Actually, you are confused. My ethnicity is French. I have a French accent. Also, New Orleans is not Cajun. It is Creole. Lafayette, where I live, is Cajun. Would you like me to record my voice and email it to you? give me a valid email address and I will send you an mp3 of my voice right now.

My email address is on my homepage here at the Reef like it's always been, fagboy. Go right ahead and send your voice recording to [email protected]

The file must be under 10MB, faggot. So please get it right the first time. You're also a compulsive liar and I'm not holding my breath.

too many surprise witnesses and intrusions! This trial shall start over. first, the Counsel for the Plaintiff Mr. Indy McScat shall make his case. Then Defendant Mr. Def McOldsen shall defend himself. Now proceed!

Suck on that, Cap'N Jack-meoff.

Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury:

I intend in this closing argument to present to you solid and concrete evidence that will convince you, beyond the shadow of a reasonable doubt, that the defendant, Mr. Def McOldsen, has indeed been stalking the plaintiff, Mr. Indy McScat. I will first draw your attention to the legal definition of stalking: "the willful, malicious, and repeated following or harassing of another person." Now, I shall present to you Exhibit A, the list of actions which Mr. Def McOldsen has committed against Mr. Indy McScat, which actions clearly fir that definition. Over the past ten years, Mr. Def Oldsen has, in the words of my client:

1. Googled information on me.
2. Made long-distance phone calls to businesses I frequent to inquire about me.
3. Faxed businesses I frequent to inquire abuot me.
4. Telephoned a job I once applied for and cost me the job, telling them lies about me.
5. Telephoned my place of employment to inquire about me.
6. Emailed my R/T friends to ask about me.
7. Emailed a car wash to check if I was having my car washed at the time.
8. Sent a FedEx package of information about me, including accusing me of a federal crime, to my car dealership.
9. Bribed an employee at my ISP to pull up information about websites I have visited.
10. Hacked into the server of the Department of Motor Vehicles in my state to gather information about me, inclusing my social security number.
11. Used my social security number to file a credit report on me.
12. When I claimed to have bought a Toyota Yaris, he made long-distance phone calls to every Toyota dealership in town and asked about me by name.
13. Traced my to every forum of which I am a member on the internet and contacted the mods about me.
14. Frequently called up google satellite images of my place of residence.
15. Researched my family.
16. Committed countless such similar acts.

Now, I ask you, the jury, is Mr. Def McOldsen a stalker? I say yes, a stalker beyond the shadow of a reasonable doubt. What say ye?

This has got to be the funniest shit I've read in a while!

Hell, I'm the guilty one. I've done 4 of the 16 things listed. So call Judge Judy on my BALLSACK, BEEYYOOTCH!!!!

You are a stalker too? but you do it for different reasons. You do it because you are a FAGGOT in love with me. Def does it because he is mentally-ill (pron ounced as o ne wor d).

You're the one who posts stories about being pretending to be a woman while you're BANGED by a guy in your ASS after a long day at a work.

Nobody really loves you, Fake Indy. You can't even name one female that has ever given herself to you, because you know in your heart that you are too weird and disgusting to ever keep a gf...you are still a magnet for female rejection. Don't you ever forget that as long as you live, you fucking queer.

You need but plod into the Dump achieves to see his invite to a forum where he writes his scat stuff and rape stories ( issues re ages are not allowed to be mentioned here at Reef re TOS )

He seems to be proud of those ages not 2b mentioned

Someone in fact sent me mail with a request for evidence to forward re said stuff and re hiding?

Au contraire as he uses Indy or variations of it as well as many many other handles - yet that forum he invited all to view - no matter how he changes handle he has to log in and his IP is our for all to see re Cocksucker IP

And and And - well one is very interesting indeed and keep in mind he gave permissions

In fact two Rats last night pointed out that he not only gave permissions to go follow him on net outside Reef by direct invites (they really only spotted one of the links - there be two ROLMAO

Any chance he ever had whining about be watched all over net went up in smoke last nite rite in front of Rats and he even replied how true that B

And a quick view of a reply logged in 2night to Rat Amanda - he did a direct lie to her --of course we expect him to lie --which means any complaints he makes have to be looked at as Lies Lies Lies

Fake Indy you and the BOMB need to get SSN;s off the fucking net - thats just stoooopid

In BOMBS case they have -- lets just say she once was a GF and more and her SSN is all over the web

WTF? In this day and age of identity theft thats whacked

Once a week I do a scan while asleep with PERL script I rote to look @Thee Thy or I and I have two US Passports with two approved of diff names - once had three - and I check all - just prudent

Was up in LA to see a movie that gets released 2morrow

Hanks and Roberts - Hanks plays a dude I used to work for - he may be a good actor but in no way did he resemble the guy I knew - 3 1/4 hours of what one day may be the directors cut - lots left on cutting room floor -

Happy Hunting, DEF.

Send me all the info you have on Fake Indy thus far:

[email protected]

er noooooooooo

some stuff is so terrible horrible - What you can do is discover that Google does NOT really use English language to run search engine - Its far more Boolean based cept they make it a little difficult to use all Boolean logic terms to expand search.

So for instance if you type ur IP into Google you may come up with nada

But if you add the right Boolean terms you may be in for surprise

You can find him talking about the Yaris forums he posts in- Handle is not Indy

However if you copy a oil change post here and do a search - he is short on IQ and does almost c&p so its easy to see all the other places the same text appears

You do know he showed all of us His DMV - He was goaded into proving his r/t name (first)

He used to fake it as Mateo - Of recent date in this forum he sort of posted his first name

Shorthand style

His soon to be full Gender change and he will be about to log in as Matilda after he gets his 3 inch pecker removed

I love the Ward.

from the Bastard Board. Because it must.

Let it be known.

It really sucks to have no family and no romance in one's life. I mean, it really, really sucks, to the point of making a person wish he were dead. Is anyone here in this situation?

yeppers

There were plenty of women who wanted me, but I turned them all down.

Typical.

God, last night was the best night I have had in along time. Life is good! My friends and I bougbht a bottle of real absinthe with wormwood, a formula developed by a chemist here at my university. He figured out the real, original recipe, wormwood and all, and is selling it. We all drank a bunch. It was weird...I was drunk, but very alert and aware. Not tired or dizzy at all. Anyway, we went out to this bar, and I saw this girl I know, who is hot. We chatted and flirted, then went Latin dancing. We kissed! It was wonderful! She said she would like to see me again. Then, I bought some Red Line WaterWetter coolant additive for the Yaris. I also ordered some Redline manual transmission fluid (synthetic) to replace the stock Toyota crap with. I had my car professionally washed today, and I may be published soon. Damn life is good for me right now! Merry Christmas to all, even Def! I love you!

That potion your drank was really "Expectane". it was developed by two faggots named Alex "Juliessa" Hesse and Larry "Professor Genius" Arbogast.

If those cunts you hung out with were really your friends, they've taken your punk as to the clinic and not to some damn bar to meet a swastika-tatto laden, confederate flag-waving transvestic.

If you ask me, you're about half past drag.

I FUCKING LOVE YOU! YOU ARE FUCKING GREAT! THANK YOU FOR KEEPING THE WARD TOGETHER! IF YOU LIVED HERE I WOULD TAKE YOU OUT AND TREAT YOU LIKE THE LADY YOU ARE, AND MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A QUEEN! GOD BLESS YOU AND MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

Since I do not really have a family, I am going out tonight after an absinthe binge (with wormwood). I am gong to be so damn confident after the other night that I am going to go talk to every fucking girl in the bar and woo her with my confidence, then choose one to bring home! LIFE ROCKS!

Drugs will never make you acceptable in the eyes of others, namely the opposite sex. Using controled substances to woo females can BACKFIRE drastically.

Women aren't dumb, Fake Indy. They can tell when you think you've got it like that, and then that's when the woman will CRUSH YOUR HEART and PRIDE and leave you broken and back at one.

Dude, trust me. Be yourself. Love yourself first, that way when these bitches do dump you, you'll be able to move on...because it's her loss. Go ahead and be proud...women know how to cater to an ego right before they shatter it, sweep it up and hand back to you in your own dustpan of self-pity.

Be yourself, Matty Boy. Find somebody (preferably a fully-grown, naturally born female) as fucked up as you are and settle down.



Because you must.

I am making a libation to Bacchus and then drinking absynthe, the green faerie and the nectar of the undergods. Tonight I shall go out and talk to eveyr damn woman in the bar. With the green faerie, I lose all fear. I become a charming, suave hunk of a man whom they all want and stare at. Oh yes, tonight, the green faerie flies.

Bless you bastard

 

Amen.

The other night around Christmas I replied to one of your posts with a "fuck you." I would like to officially and publically apologize and repent. That was uncalled for, and you did not deserve that. I humbly ask your forgiveness. Sometimees, man, your hysterical, accusatory responses generate in people a kneejerk reaction that is often not really representative of how they feel. So I am very sorry and I hope you can forgive me.

And I mean that with all goodness and kindness. I know that I meant to post it, but know I'm taking it back like it never happened at all.

FUCK YOU, FAKE INDY!!!


Opps. I did it again. That was uncalled for, and you did not deserve that.


FUCK YOU, YOU FAGGOT HOME PUNK-ASS MOTHERFUCKER!!!


Oh, shit. There it goes again. But I'm still sorry for it. Really. From the bottom of my heart with all repentance and forgiveness...

YOU STUPID CUNT!!! I HOPE YOUR YARIS SKIDS OFF THE ROAD AND INTO A LAKE OF FLESH-EATING MENSTRUAL GOOP!!!! DAMN YOU THIS HOLIDAY SEASON!!!


Oh man. I just keep right on offending people and then I apologize later on when I shouldn't have carried out the bullshit in the first place.

Are you getting my drift, Indy?

*Full-fledged Tourettes*
FUCK CUNT SHIT-STAIN STINK FINGER OPEN UP YOUR ANUS, STICK A DICK INSIDE, PUSSY LIPS, CUM FACE, FAGGOT-FUDGE PACKER, SPERM-GUZZLER!!!!!!!!!!



Sorry again, guys.

FAGGOTY, PIECE OF PUKE LOAF, FECES-EATING POOR EXCUSE FOR A MALE CROSS DRESSER!!!!



So I am very sorry and I hope you can forgive me.

rotflmfao

And it hurts.

With a 19-year old?

With his good stroking hand.

fake Oscar Wilde, and we all know how he had sugar in his wormwood...

Listen punk, Oscar Wilde was a faggot, and I am not. La fee verte is very civilized, only for those few true genii of history who can appreciate it. So go on to your strip club and drink your ripple while I chat up the hot babes tonight.

I don't drink alcohol, toothpick dick.

Jesus was a Hebrew, cocksmoker.

Def is so friggin funny and honest that it hurts to laugh. By the way Def, why are you called Def? What does @DEVIL's Cool {{{FIRESTORM}}} mean? Just curious and you never answered me the first time just before Fake Indy got banned from the Ward.

because he used to be Devil's Exotic Firestorm...DEF for short..

I just want you to know that I love you as a fellow human being, I apologize for everything, I forgive you for everything, and I wish you only the best.

Last top level for now I promise. Henry, I just want you to know what a good guy and all-around gentleman I think you are. For all of the crap I have caused over the years, you are civilized and gentlemanly enough to let me post again, and that means alot to me. You are a true gent, truly fair and honest, and I thank you for that. I know Def will enter this thread and accuse me of lying etc., but I really mean it man. Thanks.

MMUUUUUHHHAAAWWWWWW!!!!!!

Let's see if Def can make one post, just ONE post, without mentioning me in it.

Fake Indy can log on to The Reef, read other posts but cannot post himself, ever! It'll be a new Golden Age of without teenturds and girlfarts.

Well, next Saturday, I have a Latin dancing date. The thing is, I technically have three girls who are planning to go with me. Obviously, I can only choose one. One is a blonde massage therapist who is sort of a bitch. The other is a hot stripper whom I have known for years, but who is super cool, really funny, and a blast to hang out with. The other is a girl I just met, a real estate agent who is very cute with brunette hair, but is part Mexican but does not look it. Of all three, the real estate girl seems most interested in me. The thing though is that she just broke off an engagement. But on the good side, that means she might be on the rebound, which would mean rebound sex for me, and I am happy to be the rebound man. But I actually like her and am interested in her. The thing about the stripper is that we get along great and really have fun together, but I do not know, if we dated, if I could handcle other men look at her nude etc. So what is your advice? I also met a teacher and got her email address, but she never replied to my email, and the 19 year old I made out with turned out to be a flake and a real bitch. I need help! I have never had this many women to deal with at once! And you know what I account it to? The absinthe gave me confidence enough to just walk up to any girl in the bar and start talking to her and joking with her and being really confident, and they seemed to like that. I just hope that I can be that confident without the absinthe, because the shit costs $50 per bottle, and I cannot afford that! My barista pay cannot afford such a luxurious habit. Ok, please give me your advice, and please no smartass answers. I really need some help here.

Ask her if you can sniff her girlfarts and eat her girlturds. Just be open and honest with her; she'll understand. Trust me.

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